Bat LashWhich I'd suspect is most of it, what with him being so mule-stupid and all.
It's been horrible here. Humiliating. I just want to go home. I'll gladly take my punishment if you help me get back.
How did Tobias take over a whole town with a time machine?
Future tech, like his extra-dimensional six-gun.
And his surveillance cameras. We need to go. Now.
Bat Lash
That's a healthy gal.
I've got their positions. I'm gonna take 'em down.
DDiana
Don't hurt anyone. We could accidentally change history.
Little late for that, don't you think?
Go ahead. Give me an excuse.
Something's happening out there.
Bat Lash
Something's happening, all right. The cavalry's arrived.
EDEl Diablo
El Diablo, ever at the service of justice.
Jonah Hex. Don't have a lot of time for jawing. In these parts, there's an abundance of bad men who need setting straight.
If you all are working for Tobias, there's gonna be difficulty.
Bat Lash
Easy, Jonah - they're with me. They helped me out of a spot while I was here incognito tryin' to find out more about Tobias.
Bat Lash
Among other moral failings, the man cheats at poker.
[scoffs] I could have told you that. [hacks and spits]
Why don't you start from the begining?
I've lived in Elkhorn since the war and sheriffed most of that time. This here's a mining town, booming too. Folks sometimes get a mite rowdy on payday, but still, it's a good place to live. There's never been any mischief here I couldn't handle until about six months ago. Tobias Manning's always been trouble. I've run him out of town before. Well, he came back, except this time he had... I don't know, magic powers.
EDEl Diablo
There's no such thing as magic, my friend. It was some sort of trickery.
Well, he tricked me near to death.
[Ohiyesa Smith grunting]
He whipped me good. Ran me out of town like a stray dog. He took over the down. Runs it like his own personal kingdom. Treats the town people like slaves. That's unacceptable to me.
EDEl Diablo
The sheriff went looking for men who would help take Tobias down. He found us.
What's your stake in this?
DDiana
We came here to bring this man to justice. Indirectly, he's the source of your trouble, too.
Tobias stole a weapon from him. It's the source of his magic.
We'll need to take that weapon back.
DDiana
Since we all want pretty much the same thing, we should work togheter.
I ain't about to turn down help.
Plan? Heh. We put him in the ground. Fancy gun belt you got there. I'm thinking you folks are time travelers.
Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
Experience. I've had an interesting life.
We're getting close. I wanna warn you, there's some downright unusual activity going on hereabouts. Don't let it throw you.
Don't worry about it. We've got a lot of experience with unusual-- [a cowboy riding a pterodactyl flies towards them] I'm sorry. You were saying?
EDEl Diablo
We've been sighted. They'll be ready for us.
DDiana
I sincerely doubt that.
Bat Lash
Hey, tinhorn!
TMTobias Manning
If it isn't Pow Wow Smith. Wasn't expecting to see your sorry hide again.
I've told you before about calling me that. It ain't gonna happen again.
TMTobias Manning
No. I expect this is the last time. Go for your gun, chief, so I can ventilate you proper.
Six guns. Six of us. Nobody miss.
TMTobias Manning
My guns!
You and me, partner. Right now.
TMTobias Manning
Another day, lawman. Nova!
Let him. Man needs to balance his own accounts.
TMTobias Manning
Have it your way. Let's finish this.
This what you're looking for?
Near as my ring can figure, that's everything that shouldn't be here.
Bat Lash
Shoot. I wanted me one of them fancy ray guns.
Ain't dependable. They jam.
Oh, you forgot to reset the compensator. Here. Let me.
[David Clinton grunting]
[David Clinton laughing]
Bat Lash
Huh.
BIBatman II
We've been expecting you.
VHVirgil Hawkins
But I bet you weren't expecting us.
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