Flash-in-Lex quotes from Justice League Unlimited

That thing's gonna blow! You need both hands to help Shayera - drop me! [Fire is uncertain; Flash winks - Fire smiles and lets go] [in freefall] Sure hope I think of something before I hit the ground...

[Hovering above the ground by spinning his arms] Hey ladies, check me out! I'm just like a helicopter! [Loses balance and crashes to the ground] I'm sorta like a helicopter...

While you're waiting for me to come arrest you, why not take the time and reflect on your mistakes? [walks away] Hey, that was pretty good.

[looks in a mirror] Aaah, that is just wrong!

Lex Luthor is pleased.

Big Barda

We don't need these cowards! We can do it on our own!

Great news, Bertha! You don't have to!

Big Barda

Barda!

[squeaks] Isn't that what I said?

Not that I mind the exercise, but couldn't your boob tube have transported us any closer?

Big Barda

It's "boom tube"!

Robots! I love smashing robots!

Mr. Miracle

No! You've got something more important to do. Search this place and find Kalibak.

Will you two be all - [robot head flies past] Okay!

Kalibak

Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother. And his cow.

Big Barda

Arrogant worm! How dare you -! [swings at him]

Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.

Mr. Miracle

He's right. We've got bigger problems.

Virman Vundabar

Indeed you do, fools! Much bigger! And, oh, how I will delight in watching you fail! [Barda blasts the monitor] Very interesting...but futile.

Kalibak

Saved by a female!

[To Big Barda] Guess you'd better drop him. [Big Barda starts to drop him] KIDDING!

Kalibak

Vundabar's not done with us yet!

Hope you're happy!

Kalibak

Indeed I am!

Shouldn't we...?

Mr. Miracle

And spoil their fun?

Granny Goodness

Oh, Scott, you didn't let Granny down. When I heard the X Pit had been destroyed, I thought for certain you and dear Kalibak were lost. How did you manage to get out?

Ask him.

Trade secret.

Big Barda

Enough of this. Where is Oberon?

Granny Goodness

Ah, yes, that mouthy little pip-squeak was very rude to Granny. And he's going to be taught a lesson.

See? What did I tell you? People are so predictable.

Trying not to think about where you've got over on hidden. Darkseid's old palace. I'll guide you.

He's safe.

Big Barda

Good, because now I can.

I'm sorry. But you can't. The power struggle must continue here.

A curse on both their houses.

Indeed.

Feel free to applaud at any time.

Ah, it's good to see you, old friend!

Oberon

It's good to see me, too!

Big Barda

All the trouble we had to go through because of you.

Oberon

All legs, and no heart.

Big Barda

You're just too far away to hear it.

Granny Goodness

How? Granny never failed with any of them. How did she fail with him?

Big Barda

[comes back] Oh, one last thing.

Flash-

Yeah, I know, I know, I went behind your back! But look how everything turned out! We boom back here for you, the switch went off perfectly, and now we've got Kalibak locked up on Earth where neither side can use him!

You don't-

So, yeah! I did go behind your back, but you know what? I'd do it again! What do you say to that, big guy?

I was only going to ask if you wanted to play Brawlin' Bots. [smiles]

...Dibs on the green one! [zooms away]

I wanted the green one...

What's to stop us?

Me! Those guys went overboard because their Flash died. So as long as you all focus on keeping me alive, that'll never happen here.

Let's put a pin in that theory to explore another time.

I've got the Question looking into it and-

Not that kook!