Martian Manhunter quotes from Justice League Unlimited

[to Granny Goodness] Try not to think about where you've got Oberon hidden. - [to Flash] Darkseid's old palace. I'll guide you.

Ask yourselves - is being in here with me what you truly desire?

Supergirl

What's with the running, doc? We both know how this is gonna turn out.

I didn't tell anyone! I swear!

Supergirl

Good. Then you're the only loose end.

Supergirl

You can scream now, if you want.

Hmm. I've never fully understood the mechanics of dreams. I don't have them myself.

Supergirl

Well, this one's doing a number on my ceiling, and Pa Kent's getting tired of patching it.

I will say this. What I saw was far more linear than ordinary dream logic. But it didn't seem like a memory either. It was inconclusive.

Supergirl

You mean... I might actually have done these things?

I'm sorry. I just don't know.

Green Arrow

Don't listen to this guy, everything's conspiracies with him.

The Question

Not "conspiracies". Conspiracy. Singular.

Magnify image.

Professor Ivo's android!

Green Lantern

Holy Mother of-!

We're gonna use every bit of power left in our rings and take one last shot at the android.

Green Lantern

A blast like that could destroy half the planet.

Half a planet is better than none.

It's the only way.

Dr. Fate

Hmmm, those words are always used to justify destruction.

We can only guess how much power the android has amassed as it has worked it's way across the galaxy. It has to be stopped, Fate. Here and now. Not just for the sake of this world, but for all worlds.

Dr. Fate

Then for the sake of all worlds, I will continue to seek a better way.

You'll need that cannon very soon.

Lex Luthor

Then stop interrupting us!

You've come to offer help?

Dr. Fate

Not help. Hope.

Granny Goodness

Oh, Scott, you didn't let Granny down. When I heard the X Pit had been destroyed, I thought for certain you and dear Kalibak were lost. How did you manage to get out?

Ask him.

Trade secret.

Big Barda

Enough of this. Where is Oberon?

Granny Goodness

Ah, yes, that mouthy little pip-squeak was very rude to Granny. And he's going to be taught a lesson.

See? What did I tell you? People are so predictable.

Trying not to think about where you've got over on hidden. Darkseid's old palace. I'll guide you.

He's safe.

Big Barda

Good, because now I can.

I'm sorry. But you can't. The power struggle must continue here.

A curse on both their houses.

Indeed.

Feel free to applaud at any time.

Ah, it's good to see you, old friend!

Oberon

It's good to see me, too!

Big Barda

All the trouble we had to go through because of you.

Oberon

All legs, and no heart.

Big Barda

You're just too far away to hear it.

Granny Goodness

How? Granny never failed with any of them. How did she fail with him?

Big Barda

[comes back] Oh, one last thing.

Flash-

Yeah, I know, I know, I went behind your back! But look how everything turned out! We boom back here for you, the switch went off perfectly, and now we've got Kalibak locked up on Earth where neither side can use him!

You don't-

So, yeah! I did go behind your back, but you know what? I'd do it again! What do you say to that, big guy?

I was only going to ask if you wanted to play Brawlin' Bots. [smiles]

...Dibs on the green one! [zooms away]

I wanted the green one...

What's to stop us?

Me! Those guys went overboard because their Flash died. So as long as you all focus on keeping me alive, that'll never happen here.

Let's put a pin in that theory to explore another time.

Deadshot

C'est la vie.

Tend to her. They thought of everything.

Amanda Waller

You really think we can do something with this?

Tala

An invulnerable juggernaut forged by the gods? Oh yes, Ms. Waller, most definitely.

Green Lantern

How did you know Vance was the inside man?

He was the only one on the tower whose mind I couldn't read. Cadmus must have supplied him with a sophisticated method of masking his thoughts.

Green Lantern

So, what do we do with him now?

I'd like to go in there and wipe clean the last two years of his memory.

Green Lantern

Whoa. That's a little harsh, don't you think?

He's a liability.

Green Lantern

I'm sure he's spilled everything he knows to Cadmus.

Don't you understand? We can't trust him.

Green Lantern

J'onn... we can't trust anyone now.

Plastique

Cool it, Martian. Back off, freak show, or the meat puppet eats it.

Colonel Rick Flagg

Come here. Let's go, girl.

Plastique

I've set this for 30 seconds. Plenty of time for you to disarm. Or not, as the case may be.

Not very ladylike behavior, ma'am.

Colonel Rick Flagg

Unh! Plastique!

Plastique

Ah!

C'est la vie.

Tend to her. They thought of everything.

Amanda Waller

You really think we can do something with this?

Tala

An invulnerable juggernaut forged by the gods? Oh, yes, Miss Waller, most definitely.

Amanda Waller

I heard we lost Plastique.

Colonel Rick Flagg

Yes, ma'am. You'll have my full report by 0800.

Amanda Waller

Right. That'll be all. Rick, you're a good soldier. Your father would be proud.

Rick Flagg

Ma'am.

Etrigan, calm yourself. Let me help you.

[screaming, shifting between demon and human forms] The gates of Tartarus swing both ways! AARGH! The balance tilts towards chaos! Usurper! Fiend!

Wonder Woman

What's happening here?

I don't know. Suddenly all of our members with magical powers-- Well, you can see.

Zatanna

[speaking backwards] Lleh fo enorht eht no stis tsuaf! Tsol si lla! ["All is lost! Faust sits on the throne of Hell!"]

Wonder Woman

They're in agony. What can we do?

I'm researching. As soon as I learn something, I'll let you know.

Huntress

Steven Mandragora. Been a while. I've changed some since we met last. But you haven't changed. All these years you've been building your empire with thievery and murder. But it ends tonight. No.

Huntress!

Huntress

John, I...

You were warned. You were told to stay away from Mandragora. You have violated my direct orders. You've crossed the line.

Huntress

You've been watching me?

Given what occurred tonight, I'd say it was a wise precaution.

Huntress

You know what Mandragora did. And I almost had him. He should have been there, but someone tipped him. You did it.

I had Mandragora moved, yes. For his own protection. And yours.

Huntress

All right, J'onn, so I get some Justice League demerits. Fine. Just spare me the lecture. I can find him without your help.

You misunderstand. Tonight was a test, and you failed. Pack your things, Huntress. You're out. You'll need to turn in your identification card immediately.

Huntress

Fine. I hope you choke on it.

Question

Oh, Cadmus, Cadmus, wherefore art thou, Cadmus? I know there's a connection. Don't think I won't find it.

Huntress

You're the League's data guy, the conspiracy buff, right? Wildcat says you're a nutjob.

Question

Funny, he says the same thing about you.

Huntress

He's right.

J'onn! We're in trouble!

Are you asking for help?

Yes!

You never ask for help.

Just get us some reinforcements!

Superman, you needed.

Superman

I'm in the middle of something. Can it wait?

Unfortunately, no. It's the Parasite.

Superman

Give me half a minute and I'll be right--

Good work.

It was nothing really.

Hey, I think he's blushing. Don't be modest, kid. I don't even think Superman could have done a better-- Wait... We were just talkin' about you.

Superman

And you are?

Oh, that's right. You were on a space mission when we recruited him.

I'm Captain Marvel, sir, and it is an honor. You're my biggest fan.

Superman

Excuse me?

I... I mean, I'm your biggest fan. Sorry, sir. It's, uh-- It's a little overwhelming meeting you.

Superman

It's a pleasure, Captain, a real pleasure.

Gosh. Take it easy, folks one at a time okay.

Lois Lane. Captain Daily Planet. How does it feel to be part of the Justice League?

How does it feel? Like I've waited my whole life for this. I mean, being on the same team with Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman. I still can't believe they actually let me join.

What is it you value so much about the League?

Golly. I guess it's all the good they do. Not just helping people which is great. I mean, that's the reason we're all here in the first place, right? But they really make a difference they change the world.

How so?

Well, just look at Lex Luthor. He used to be a supervillain for pete's sake and now he's one of the good guys. I think it's terrific that he's running for president, don't you?

Uh, are you moving to Metropolis from fawcett city.

No, ma'am. I help where I'm needed, but I'm a fawcett boy at heart. Sorry, folks, but I really gotta go.