By all means, you first.
Diana's carrying a grudge.
She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. [pause] I'm very happy.
Uh-huh.
Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Uh-huh.
I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend, she's... [realizes] ...standing right behind me, isn't she?
[indeed she is] Don't let that stop you. [leans over Batman, flirtatiously] Keep digging.
[David Clinton grunting]
Aah!
Who are you? How did you get in the watchtower?
You weren't supposed see me. Stay away! No one's supposed to know I was here.
Everybody okay?
Where are we?
"Where"? I think the question is "when"?
I have to confess. You're about the most colorfully attired individuals I've ever bushwhacked. You circus folk?
Not exactly.
I don't care what you are, long as you pay the toll.
Toll?
Welcome to Elkhorn, Oklahoma, ma'am. This here is Tobias Manning territory.
You want tribute? Money?
Why in particular... That fat gold chain will do just fine, unless you got somethin' else you want to give--
[Wild West Robber screams]
Those are the biggest, slowest bullets I've ever seen.
You're letting them go?
Hm? Oh, no.
I was afraid of this. The Elkhorn Gazette. It's either an amazing forgery, or it's less than a month old.
So?
Look at the date. [reading]: June, 1879.
I have mentioned how much I hate time travel.
If we don't find our sneak thief, we're stuck here.
Let's head for the nearest town. See if we can find him.
We can't go anywhere dressed like this.
No. We can't.
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