C'est la vie.
[Plastique whimpering]
[Captain Atom gasps]
Tend to her. They thought of everything.
You really think we can do something with this?
TalaAn invulnerable juggernaut forged by the gods? Oh yes, Ms. Waller, most definitely.
A character in Justice League Unlimited
Played by Juliet Landau
Justice League Unlimited · 306 quotes
In 9 of the 306 quotes from Justice League Unlimited
Most scenes with: Gorilla Grodd (4), Lex Luthor (3), Martian Manhunter (2)
C'est la vie.
[Plastique whimpering]
[Captain Atom gasps]
Tend to her. They thought of everything.
You really think we can do something with this?
TalaAn invulnerable juggernaut forged by the gods? Oh yes, Ms. Waller, most definitely.
How did you know Vance was the inside man?
He was the only one on the tower whose mind I couldn't read. Cadmus must have supplied him with a sophisticated method of masking his thoughts.
So, what do we do with him now?
I'd like to go in there and wipe clean the last two years of his memory.
Whoa. That's a little harsh, don't you think?
He's a liability.
I'm sure he's spilled everything he knows to Cadmus.
Don't you understand? We can't trust him.
J'onn... we can't trust anyone now.
Cool it, Martian. Back off, freak show, or the meat puppet eats it.
Come here. Let's go, girl.
I've set this for 30 seconds. Plenty of time for you to disarm. Or not, as the case may be.
Not very ladylike behavior, ma'am.
Unh! Plastique!
Ah!
C'est la vie.
Tend to her. They thought of everything.
You really think we can do something with this?
TalaAn invulnerable juggernaut forged by the gods? Oh, yes, Miss Waller, most definitely.
I heard we lost Plastique.
Yes, ma'am. You'll have my full report by 0800.
Right. That'll be all. Rick, you're a good soldier. Your father would be proud.
Ma'am.
Is everything okay?
Well, I’m sort of missing Flash’s obligatory joke about how Grodd made a monkey out of us.
Just couldn’t let it go unsaid.
Obligatory.
That's it, guys. Yuk it up. You saved the world, but I failed. Everyone in Nanda Parbat is gone-- forever.
We're in your debt again, Justice League.
If only Luthor and Grodd hadn't gotten away.
If it's any consolation, we've picked up nearly a dozen of his super-powered cronies-- with more to come, I'm sure.
[Devil Ray groans]
[Devil Ray screaming]
No. I didn't mean.
[Batman grunting]
Bruce, Deadman took over your body. It wasn't your fault.
Let me explain. He would have shot her. I didn't have a choice.
Boston Brand, your actions have led to the death of another.
I'm sorry. I-- I didn't mean to--
Intentions are immaterial. You were gifted with power to be used to balance the scales of karma. Because of your actions, the scale now is unbalanced.
Unbalanced? Thanks to Devil Ray and his team, the master and all the other monks are dead.
Incorrect. When the heart was shattered, the essences of the monks were set free. Even now their souls return to their rightful places.
No one dies in Nanda Parbat. But the scales are unbalanced. Your work in this world is not yet done.
[After Gorilla Grodd's plan has failed]
Since there's only one monkey left around here, I'm assuming that the Justice League found a way to stop the carrier wave.
There's more than one way to peel a banana. Next time--
I wasn't going to do this for another couple of weeks, but seriously... [rises from table and draws a gun] Turning all of humanity into apes? [aims weapon at Grodd] That was your master plan?! [Shoots Grodd, then turns to the other villains] Listen up! From now on, I'm in charge of this operation. Anybody got a problem with that?
[No one challenges him; Tala sidles up to him]
TalaNo problem at all... baby.
Brainiac. You’re in there-- I can almost feel you. [to rock] Abasing myself before Grodd, then running this unwieldy super-gang—it’s all been worth it if I can just free the only piece of you that remains.
Tala[gently] Lex... Don’t talk to the rock.
Stay out of this, witch. It makes no sense. The smallest scrap of Brainiac should be sufficient to reconstitute him.
TalaDon’t worry, darling. I’m sure it...
Unless Grodd is somehow preventing it.
What do you want, Luthor?
How do I unlock the Brainiac code?
You’re a genius; figure it out.
Tell me, you leering, manipulative knuckle-dragger, or I'll...
Lex, Lex... you can’t expect me to give up my only bargaining chip. What’s in it for me?
[enraged] When this is over, I’m going to sell your body for dogmeat!
It must pain you to see me like this, after what we’ve been to one another.
TalaMy taste in boyfriends has evolved. Wait, Lex! You’re the leader now. You don’t need to lock horns with him.
Don’t bore me with politics. The only thing that matters now is a speck of information locked somewhere deep inside Grodd’s thick skull.
TalaYes, okay. So we break his head open and take it. Hey, watch it!
Luthor.
I don’t have time to chat, Dr. Polaris.
Well, make time. We don’t think you’ve got what it takes to run the show. You’ve been acting unbalanced, holed up in that lab, talking to yourself...
After Grodd tried to turn the world into apes, you can imagine how seriously we’d take something like that. What are you going to do, make everybody bald?
Maybe you’re not up to the job. Maybe it’s time for younger, smarter, more aggressive leadership.
Really.
Yeah. Why should any of us follow you?
Because I’ll show you how to make more money in one day than you’ve made in your entire lives.
TalaJust rest in here.
[pulls "Lex" into a closet]
Hey - that's not restful.
Ah, Tala, my old groupie. I so miss bending you to my will.
TalaGo eat a banana. Lex is my man now. [Leaves with Lex]
If you say so.
You're playing with fire, witch!
TalaWho's playing?
[Giganta grabs Grodd]
Giganta, you're out of jail! How's your head?
Pretty good, considering you tried to fry my brain! [begins to squeeze Grodd]
TalaDon't get grabby, Thunderthighs! Grodd is mine now! [Blasts Giganta]
TalaTrapped like a rat. It's very weird. You have never had so much fun when we were together. [Tala fires a magic spell at Luthor, but it bounces back and knocks her unconscious. He pulls an amulet from under his shirt]
You wouldn't believe what this cost me.
[scene shifts to Toyman, who is walking the stair with a deadly Yo-Yo in his hand as Killer Frost approaches him surfing in a ice wave]
Around the world-- [wipes Frost's ice construct with his Yo-yo, knocking her in the ground] Rock the crater-- [Frost creates an ice wall to protect herself, but Toyman uses his yo-yo to break it through and knock her unconscious] Sleeper.
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