Kid Wonder Woman quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Wonder Woman

[in the midst of battle, before tucking Atom into her cleavage] I need both hands, professor.

Wonder Woman

I hit a lot harder than she does.

Superman

Do you have any idea what you did to me?!

Mongul

I fashioned a prison that you couldn't leave without sacrificing your heart's desire. It must have been like tearing off your own arm.

Wonder Woman

Bruce. [Crawls over towards him]

Mongul

[Holding Superman in the air by the neck and head] Happy birthday, Kryptonian. I give you... oblivion.

Superman

Burn! [ignites Mongul with heat vision, who screams out in pain]

Wonder Woman

[Seeing the Black Mercy on Batman] Hera, no.

Mongul

You know, for a moment there, I almost believed you were going to kill me. How stupid of you to hesitate like that. Not a mistake I'll make, I can assure you.

Wonder Woman

Excuse me. But I think this is yours. This... This was your birthday present. A new breed of rose called the Krypton, but--

Superman

Don't worry about it. I promise you, I'll never forget.

Wonder Woman

I wonder what he's seeing.

Whatever it is, it's too good for him.

My son Mordred has wrought this treachery, banishing all adults to this shadow realm. Even me, his own mother. And after I spent millennia feeding him, bathing him, preparing him to be king... where did I go wrong?

Wonder Woman

You're a sorceress. Can't you just undo his spell?

No. He's got the amulet of first magic. He's too powerful. But if we all work together..

You want us to defeat your own son?

So don't trust me. Let him rule the world and all your children. Here we will stay. Forever.

Wonder Woman

But what can we do? We're stuck here, aren't we?

Not exactly. The spell only banishes adults.

Green Lantern

I don't like where this is going.

It's the only way.

Superman

We have to do it.

Excellent.

This better be temporary.

Kid Superman

You sound weird, Whoa. So do I!

Kid Wonder Woman

[Grinning at being the tallest] I kind of like this.

[to Green Lantern] What's the matter?

Kid Green Lantern

I wore glasses as a kid. Guess I need them again. [large, square, green glasses appear on his nose] Wow! I didn't even try to make these!

I hope not.

Kid Superman

Cool!

Kid Wonder Woman

[smacks him] Will you stop messing around? We gotta find Mordred!

Bet the little punk's in there! [runs towards the castle. Green Lantern, Superman, and Wonder Woman all quickly overtake him by flying] It's not a race!

Kid Wonder Woman

You okay, tough guy?

Let go, I'm fine! [Stalks away, pouting]

Kid Wonder Woman

Etrigan! You stop right there. I mean it! You naughty monster. Bad, bad, Etrigan. [Etrigan starts to cry. Wonder Woman picks him up] Hey little guy, it's okay, I won't hurt you.

You've got to be kidding.

Kid Wonder Woman

He's just a baby. [Burps Etrigan] That's all he needed.

Kid Green Lantern

[sniffs] Aww man, that ain't all she needs.

Now that is a job for Superman.

Wonder Woman

Circumstances asides, it was kind of... enjoyable being a kid again.

I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.

Circe

You're both beginning to remind me of Sisyphus after a hard day pushing his boulder up a mountain. But me, I could keep this up all night.

Wait. It seems that magic always has a price.

Circe

And your point is...?

What would I have to give to make you lift your spell on Diana?

Circe

Well, now you're getting interesting. I want something from you that's very precious. Something you've worked very hard to conceal. Something when gone, you can never regain. Something so shattering...

[singing] Am I blue? Am I blue? Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you... Am I blue? Am I blue? Ain't these tears In my eyes tellin' you? Am I blue? You'd be too If each plan That you had done fell through...

[singing] There was a time I was Your only one...

But now I'm the sad And lonely one...

Circe

Beautiful.

Zatanna

And you'll keep your part of the bargain?

Circe

A deal's a deal. He can stop now.

Zatanna

Not on your life!

[singing] I should say...

Wonder Woman

Circe.

Remember when Penguin tried to kidnap that singer?

Zatanna

Ricky what's-his-name? So?

I spent a month on stakeout. Must've heard that song a hundred times.

Zatanna

[to Batman, after he leaves the stage] Is there anything you can't do?

There's one thing I've never been very good at. Saying "thank you." [they share a smile]

Wonder Woman

And, truthfully, it's all still pretty much of a blur to me. Did I miss anything?

Not really. The important thing is you're safe.

Wonder Woman

Yeah. Of course, that's not the only important thing.

The new Bermuda Platform's under attack. If it collapses, we're gonna have the worst oil spill in history on our hands. I've told those idiots to stay out of my ocean.

Superman

ETA is three minutes, Aquaman.

Wonder Woman

Right behind you, Superman.

See you there, Diana.

These geniuses dug right into the Earth's magma. Never occurred to them there'd be anything living down there.

Not to worry, fellow heroes. The Ultimen are here.

Not them again.

Now, is that nice?

You know, Juice, Superman was my hero when I was a lad. It's not his fault he's getting old.

Superman

"Old"?! [breaks free]

Old but spry, sir, old but spry!

It's, uh, really an honor to be working with you, Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman

Thank you, Long Shadow.

Lend them a hand, Brother?

Absolutely, Sister.

Flood!

Sea serpent!

Don't be afraid, Wonder Woman. It's only me, Shifter.

Wonder Woman

Any chance you could warn me before you try to drown me?

We were only trying to help.

[surrounded with Aquaman by Lava men] Can you make telepathic contact?

Do they look like fish to you?

Don't despair, old chum.

I didn't know you could do that.

Neither did I. Finding new sources of fuel for an energy starved world is truly a worthy endeavor. But in man's quest to better himself, he must respect all of the world's creatures, including those poor beasts whose homes you've disturbed. It's imperative that we learn to share our planet if Earth is to survive.

He's certainly... earnest.

Superman

I think the word is "corny."

Wonder Woman

Our paths keep crossing, and our goals are very much the same. Isn't it time you accepted our offer?

All right!

We're truly flattered, Wonder Woman, but we're simply not ready yet. All of you in the Justice League stand as shining examples of what true heroism is. I only hope that one day-- the Ultimen can live up to your legend.

Superman

Oh, for crying out loud.

Wonder Woman? I... I think it'd be terrific if one day we could join the League, but--

Wonder Woman

Maybe you could come with me on patrol sometime.

Oh! Oh, that would be--

Let's go, Romeo.

Me will do anything for the woman he loves! Even break her boyfriend out of prison!

Wonder Woman

And what's gonna happen then?

Uh... [gets knocked out]

Wonder Woman

[holding Atom in her palm] Ready?

Just don't squeeze.

Superman

There. Is that--

That was disgusting.

Superman

I don't suppose you need any help destroying that? Wouldn't want that technology falling into the wrong hands.

We can learn a lot from it. It almost beat the Justice League, after all.

Wonder Woman

Why would you need something to do that, General?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe because it turns out that the Justice League has had a secret space-based weapon of mass destruction all along. And we're going to be talking about that some day, believe me. Ma'am.

[a general has just taken away a doomsday machine that nearly destroyed Earth] Amazing. Show him a weapon that destroyed its creators and every other thing it saw, and he wants to play with it. What's to stop history from repeating itself here on Earth?

Superman

We are.

Wonder Woman

By all means, you first.

Green Lantern

Diana's carrying a grudge.

She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?

Green Lantern

What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. [pause] I'm very happy.

Uh-huh.

Green Lantern

Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?

Nothing. She's a respected colleague.

Green Lantern

Uh-huh.

I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow any distractions. Diana's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend, she's... [realizes] ...standing right behind me, isn't she?

Wonder Woman

[indeed she is] Don't let that stop you. [leans over Batman, flirtatiously] Keep digging.

David Clinton

Aah!

Who are you? How did you get in the watchtower?

David Clinton

You weren't supposed see me. Stay away! No one's supposed to know I was here.

Green Lantern

Everybody okay?

Wonder Woman

Where are we?

"Where"? I think the question is "when"?

I have to confess. You're about the most colorfully attired individuals I've ever bushwhacked. You circus folk?

Wonder Woman

Not exactly.

I don't care what you are, long as you pay the toll.

Wonder Woman

Toll?

Welcome to Elkhorn, Oklahoma, ma'am. This here is Tobias Manning territory.

Wonder Woman

You want tribute? Money?

Why in particular... That fat gold chain will do just fine, unless you got somethin' else you want to give--

Wonder Woman

Those are the biggest, slowest bullets I've ever seen.

You're letting them go?

Wonder Woman

Hm? Oh, no.

I was afraid of this. The Elkhorn Gazette. It's either an amazing forgery, or it's less than a month old.

Wonder Woman

So?

Look at the date. [reading]: June, 1879.

Green Lantern

I have mentioned how much I hate time travel.

Wonder Woman

If we don't find our sneak thief, we're stuck here.

Green Lantern

Let's head for the nearest town. See if we can find him.

We can't go anywhere dressed like this.

Wonder Woman

No. We can't.