Kid Batman quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Never mind what I just said. We'll take care of everything else. Lantern, you go crazy!

[in free fall, having bailed out of his plane] Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all. [continues to fall and states calmly] Now would be good. [Superman catches him only a few feet from the ground]

Green Arrow

C'mon, I don't belong up here, fighting monsters and aliens and supervillains. I just help the little guy. And a big club like this, you tend to forget all about him. So gee whiz, I'm flattered to be asked and all. But NO THANKS.

Suit yourself... [starts to walk away, then turns back] Those monsters you don't fight? They tend to STEP on little guys.

Supergirl

You sure he's gonna be okay?

Green Lantern

He should be. J'onn's team picked him up right after it happened, so he didn't lose much of his energy.

Supergirl

At least he got a new suit out of it. So aren't you gonna give me the "you did good" speech?

Green Lantern

You're headstrong, unprofessional and reckless. If you ever jeopardize yourself or your teammates again by running off half-cocked without a battle plan, I will personally see to it that you are kicked out of the League. I don't care who your cousin is. And incidentally? You did good.

Supergirl

Huh.

Well, if it isn't the monster-killer.

Green Arrow

I was lucky. So was everybody else. Still don't think I belong up here.

That's the point. Someone like you will keep us honest.

Green Arrow

Gee, Bats, I don't know. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good radiation burn as much as the next guy, but I don't think...

So...see you soon?

Green Arrow

You just might.

Green Arrow

Come on!

I told you to stay away!

Green Arrow

Hey, I'm just trying to help!

I told you before the situation is completely under con--

Green Lantern

Looks like I just can't help boarding in.

Green Arrow

There's some people at the cliff.

I'll try to drain it.

Green Lantern

Go! Go!

There was too much energy.

Supergirl

Well, there's always the low tech way.

Green Arrow

Lantern!

I'll worry about that.

Green Arrow

So, what's the plan?

I shove these carbon rods into the robot's reactor. That should stop it.

Green Arrow

I gotta say, that's not much of a plan. If you get that close, the heat'll fry you. :Captain Atom: I know.

Green Arrow

But--

If this doesn't work, contact the League. They'll know what to do next.

Green Arrow

Captain.

Try to distract it.

Supergirl

Roger. Hey! Butane breath!

Green Arrow

Say "ah," dirt bag.

What's this one, Grandpa? And this! Whoa! Where'd you get--

One minute, Van. Something's bothering you.

Here. And here. And here.

A series of mild tremors. Not unusual. I don't see what--

Something's wrong, Dad. Something's going to happen. I can feel it in--

Oh, so you're a scientist now.

Dad.

Do I have to remind you about a certain prediction of my own? Made, I'm embarrassed to say, when you were only a few days old. I announced to the world that Krypton was going to explode, and it took me years to salvage my reputation.

But maybe you were right. Maybe-- Maybe I've just been working too hard.

The past is dead. Focus on the feature.

Can we go up to the roof, Grandpa?

Somebody wants to see my macroscope.

Go on up with your father, Van. I'll be along in a few minutes.

Let's go.

It's not right.

Yes, that's it. Fight it, Clark. Fight it. Fight it.

Dad! [The ground shakes] Dad? You've gotta look at thi-- [Sees Kal-El's troubled expression] What's-- What's the matter? Why are you--

Van, when you were born, it was the happiest day of my life. When I first saw your beautiful little face, your tiny fingers squeezed my hands so tight, like you never wanted to let go. I've watched every step, every struggle... I've... but, Van...[eyes begin to water] Oh, Rao, help me. But I don't think you're real. I don't think any of this is real.

Don't say that, Daddy. Please, you're scaring me... [hugs his father]

No, no, I don't wanna scare you, Van. You are everything I ever wanted in a son. This... this is everything I ever wanted in a life. But I've got responsibilities, Van. And... I... have to... go now.

[Tearful] Daddy...

I promise you... I'll never forget.

Yes!

Mongul

You know, for a moment there, I almost believed you were going to kill me. How stupid of you to hesitate like that. Not a mistake I'll make, I can assure you.

Wonder Woman

Excuse me. But I think this is yours. This... This was your birthday present. A new breed of rose called the Krypton, but--

Superman

Don't worry about it. I promise you, I'll never forget.

Wonder Woman

I wonder what he's seeing.

Whatever it is, it's too good for him.

Pound their heads!

Superman

Pound your own.

I won't go down easy.

Green Lantern

Sure, you will. Guess that's a wrap. Sorry. Been hanging out with Flash too much.

It was Judgment Day! And we got sent to the bad place! THE BAD PLACE!

[slaps him] Snap out of it, Copper.

Green Lantern

Yeah, calm down. We're probably just in another dimension.

[sarcastic] Oh, is that all?

I don't see any children.

That's because a child is responsible.

Morgaine Le Fay.

I mean you no harm.

My son Mordred has wrought this treachery, banishing all adults to this shadow realm. Even me, his own mother. And after I spent millennia feeding him, bathing him, preparing him to be king... where did I go wrong?

Wonder Woman

You're a sorceress. Can't you just undo his spell?

No. He's got the amulet of first magic. He's too powerful. But if we all work together..

You want us to defeat your own son?

So don't trust me. Let him rule the world and all your children. Here we will stay. Forever.

Wonder Woman

But what can we do? We're stuck here, aren't we?

Not exactly. The spell only banishes adults.

Green Lantern

I don't like where this is going.

It's the only way.

Superman

We have to do it.

Excellent.

This better be temporary.

Kid Superman

You sound weird, Whoa. So do I!

Kid Wonder Woman

[Grinning at being the tallest] I kind of like this.

[to Green Lantern] What's the matter?

Kid Green Lantern

I wore glasses as a kid. Guess I need them again. [large, square, green glasses appear on his nose] Wow! I didn't even try to make these!

I hope not.

Kid Superman

Cool!

Kid Wonder Woman

[smacks him] Will you stop messing around? We gotta find Mordred!

Bet the little punk's in there! [runs towards the castle. Green Lantern, Superman, and Wonder Woman all quickly overtake him by flying] It's not a race!

Kid Wonder Woman

You okay, tough guy?

Let go, I'm fine! [Stalks away, pouting]

Etrigan?

[to Superman] Don't hurt him!

Kid Superman

[being bitten by Etrigan] Tell him that!

Kid Wonder Woman

Etrigan! You stop right there. I mean it! You naughty monster. Bad, bad, Etrigan. [Etrigan starts to cry. Wonder Woman picks him up] Hey little guy, it's okay, I won't hurt you.

You've got to be kidding.

Kid Wonder Woman

He's just a baby. [Burps Etrigan] That's all he needed.

Kid Green Lantern

[sniffs] Aww man, that ain't all she needs.

Now that is a job for Superman.

Kid Green Lantern

I've got a plan! I'll make some giant handcuffs and-

Forget it!

Wait, what happened to Mordred?

My spell gave him eternal youth. But now he has broken it, all he has is eternal life.

Wonder Woman

Circumstances asides, it was kind of... enjoyable being a kid again.

I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.