Black Canary quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Black Canary

Black Canary.

Green Arrow

Green Arrow. [They shake hands] I've noticed you around.

Black Canary

I know. You happy punching the bag or you wanna go a few rounds with me? [Green Arrow stares awkwardly] I am talking about sparring.

Green Arrow

That'd be nice too.

Green Arrow

Well, at least now I understand why you brought me along. You didn't need Green Arrow - you just needed "green."

Black Canary

It isn't like that!

Green Arrow

No? Then tell me - what's it like?

Black Canary

I thought I could trust you.

Wildcat

What is this?

Black Canary

We want to help you, Ted. We want to get you out of here.

Wildcat

Why? Does it look like I have a problem?

Black Canary

You do if you don't see what you've become here! You're entertainment for these people! The rooster in a cockfight!

Wildcat

Fighting is what I do, alright? It was all I was ever good at and I'm still good at it - I'm Wildcat, the guy who fights! That's what I am.

Wildcat

I'll be there in ten minutes.

Black Canary

Would those be real minutes or Wildcat minutes?

Green Arrow

Uh, there's no place to change.

Black Canary

Right here'll do.

Black Canary

You drop something?

Black Canary

[To Roulette] Then here's the deal: If I win, you ban Wildcat from cage fighting forever. And If I lose, [to Wildcat] I'll never bother you again.

Wildcat

Forget it!

Roulette

Can't do that, Cat - it's much too good an idea.

Black Canary

You don’t understand, if we leave here without Wildcat, or worse, if I use my power to force him out, he'll just come back. We have to settle this the only way he understands.

Green Arrow

You're not really gonna fight him...

Black Canary

I have to. And beat him, it's the only way he can stop.

Green Arrow

[takes an arrow] I thought it was just you pretending again.

Black Canary

What's that supposed to mean?

Green Arrow

Like all the flirting you did at the Watchtower. The way you acted interested. To get me to come with you.

Black Canary

Who said that was pretending?

Green Arrow

Oh no, I know your game now.

Black Canary

It's not always a game.

Green Arrow

No? Come here, look me in the eye and say so. [Black Canary comes closer to Green Arrow, who knocks her out with gas from the arrow; Roulette enters the room and sees Black Canary unconscious] Don't worry. You'll still get your main event.

Black Canary

[to Green Arrow, who she thinks is dead] You know, that was an incredibly stupid thing to do. Not to mention arrogant, pig-headed, macho, and... very very sweet. [kisses him] I'm sorry...

Green Arrow

[opens eyes] I'm not.

Speaking of squealing, Black Canary, I notice you can't take your eyes off of me. One can hardly blame you. Perhaps after Agent Faraday helps absolve me of my alleged crimes, I could put you in a cage and have you sing for me.

Green Arrow

Listen, you giant tub of...!

Green Arrow, may I remind you that you're here strictly in a security capacity?

Yes, why don't you go and fetch me another four platters of oysters like a good little leprechaun? I'm sure your girlfriend and I will have much to discuss while you're gone. I like my oysters sweet, by the way. Sweet and juicy.

Black Canary

Let him talk, Arrow. With all the enemies he's made, he never knows if he's eating his last meal.

Black Canary

Faraday's right, Arrow. Relax, nothing this guy can say is gonna affect me one way or the other.

Is that right? Well then, perhaps you won't mind explaining how a lovely young lady like you ends up with a nobody like him. Were all the real men in the Justice League already taken?

Black Canary

I hope you're proud of yourself. Now we have to do guard duty from outside.

Green Arrow

Hope I'm proud of myself? You're the one that punched him!

Black Canary

Yeah, but—OW! It was like punching a brick wall, there's no fat on that man.

Green Arrow

Will you let me look? [Examining Black Canary's hand] I think you'll live to punch suspects another day, pretty bird.

Black Canary

I don't get it. Why aren't we on our way to the train station?

Green Arrow

Shh. [Huntress and Question run out of the house] Because I know when I'm being conned.

Black Canary

You're cute when you're an insufferable smarty-pants.

Green Arrow

You're not supposed to drive when you're angry!

Black Canary

They're heading towards the waterfront. Hang on!

Green Arrow

It's so funny you think you have to tell me that!

Black Canary

[through the com-link] Stop the car, Question. Pull over!

Question

Stop following us, Canary.

Huntress

Is that her? Give me that! [plucks com-link from Question's ear]

Question

Hey!

Huntress

[speaks through the com-link] You want a piece of me, blondie? Bring it! [steps on the accelerator]

Green Arrow

This is so unnecessary...

Green Arrow

Are we dead yet?

Black Canary

No.

Green Arrow

ARE WE DEAD YET?

Black Canary

Look, if we die, I promise I'll let you know.