Vigilante quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Shayera Hol

I'm not going to argue with you. I'm in charge, you have to--

Vigilante

What, trust you? Seems to me that's been tried.

Vixen

Vig, we can't do this now - she's mission leader.

Vigilante

She's a Thanagarian! I don't know what you did during the invasion-

Vixen

I fought them.

Vigilante

So did I, for all the good it done me! Filthy hawks caught me, locked me up in a tiny cell, humiliated me - your people, Hawkgirl.

I'm supposed to believe you would give me your teammate? I'm brain-damaged, not stupid.

Vixen

My animal senses are a hundred times more acute than yours. I could find her with ease.

And why would you want to?

Vixen

You mean besides saving myself. Shayera and I, we want the same man.

Enough of this.

Wait! I believe her. Lead the way.

Vixen

Even if you got a medkit.

We've got an analgesic projector back in the ship. After you help us.

Vixen

If you want me in condition to track someone over his terrain. You'll take me to it right now.

Do it.

This will kill the pain.

Vixen

We'll be meeting that when you wake up. J'onn, it's Vixen, can you hear me? Over.

Barely. Increased her geam game. Over.

Vixen

We've been ambushed by a bunch of Thanagarians who have a serious matt on for Shayera. Over. J'onn? J'onn?

I don't think he heard you, human.

Shayera Hol

She's taking too long, I'm going back for her.

Vigilante

Only reason she ain't back the hawks got her. You already know that, so where are you really going.

Shayera Hol

Where I should have gone in the first place. Maybe they'll let her go, if I give them what they want.

Vigilante

Dagnabbit girl! I ain't gonna allow it!

Shayera Hol

You're not really in a position to stop me, are you, cowboy? Please. The Justice League is bound to send a search party in a day or two. Stay safe.

Vigilante

Vaya con Dios. Appears that you've got the drop on me, partner.

Ahh!

Vigilante

May have spoke prematurely on that. Now, you and me are gonna have a little confab concerning the location of your spaceship.

Would you care to surrender now or shall I have Kragger do something unseemly to your friend?

Shayera Hol

Let her go and I'm yours, no tricks.

I'm sure. Drop your mace, and we have a deal.

Shayera Hol

No!

Who's flying my ship?

Vigilante

Consarned, dang-busted, alien control panel which can't nobody work proper! I'm comin', darlin'! Yee-haw!

Shayera!

Vigilante

You folks mind? Doomed driver up here!

You took everything from me! Destroy you! Destroy you!

Vigilante

You okay? I will be, if you let me drive.

Vixen

Need a lift?

Green Lantern

[as Vixen and Shayera approach him, he holds out his arms] I was worried about you! [both girls stalk past him]

Vixen

[to Shayera] When do you want to do this?

Shayera Hol

No time like the present.

Green Lantern

Mari? Shayera? Oh, man. This is gonna be ugly.

Shayera Hol

Not to mention his taste in movies!

Vixen

I know! OLD YELLER? What's that about? [they both laugh harder]

Vixen

And he's such a marine! You should see his underwear drawer. He folds his socks! [both laugh again]

Shayera Hol

I have seen his underwear drawer. [both stop laughing]

Vixen

He still has feelings for you, you know.

Shayera Hol

I know.

Vigilante

Ha! The exact second the movie's over, we get a mission. Dang if that ain't lucky!

Shining Knight

I still say this Clint Eastwood dishonored himself when he refused to - what was it? "Play by the rules"?

Vigilante

Partner, your medieval upbringing has done left ya' unschooled in the ways of the movin' picture.

Shining Knight

No, his proper duty is to his police captain. I see why they call him "dirty." He besmirches his order.

Vigilante

Sir Justin, if you're gonna be watchin' stuff on my big TV with the 5.1 surround sound, you had best watch what you say about Mr. Clint Eastwood.

Half of our resources are in deep space. We're short-handed.

Right. I'll take a real assignment over Watchtower duty any day.

Green Arrow

So who's left up here with you? The Ray?

He's with Vixen, checking out an explosion in the Aleutians. Flash and Supergirl aren't finished in Madagascar.

Green Arrow

You're spreading us a little thin.

We go where we're needed, Green Arrow. Did you second guess the Martian like this?

Green Arrow

Sorry, my bad. You're the big-picture guy.

I've got it all worked out. There's just this one mission in Metropolis. I need you people to fill in for Superman.

Cool.

Welcome back to the Daily Planet and Hubell's Department Stores' 87th Annual Metro Merchants Parade. I'm Rick Wilson.

And I'm Kaitlin O'Shaughnessy-Ruiz. And who's passing the reviewing stand now but the Veterans Legion honor guard followed by the Madison High School marching band.

Yes, and just look who's coming next. An old, dear friend. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Superman.

That's right, Rick. Superman is held by officers from the police department's 19th precinct. And next up, more heroes. Some of the brave policemen, firefighters and emergency workers who serve Metropolis every day.

And riding with them, well, the actual Superman can't be here today but he sent along some of his Justice League cohorts.

Shining Knight

I'd slay the ogre Blunderbore all over again rather than put myself on display in this manner. Even though that ogre turned out to be-

Morgaine le Fey.

We've all heard it.

Shining Knight

...'Tis a good story.

Vigilante

You hit 'im high, I'll hit 'im low!

Green Arrow

Whatever!

Vigilante

Don't you worry, Sir Justin. Them 21st-century docs are gonna have you back on your feet by movie night.

Shining Knight

Hold. [To old woman] I have yet to thank you.

No need to thank me, son. You just get better. World still needs protectin', you know.