[To Lauren, about a trip to the skate park] If you break your arm, I swear to God I'm going to break the other one...[looks at Victor]...then I'm going to come looking for you.
VVictor
Fair enough.
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[shouting] Lauren? Lauren Cassidy, where are you? If you are some place with your pajamas on talking to Victor, I will not be happy!
[Discussing Victor's condition with David and Amy] My best educated guess? I'd say 70/30.
That he'll make it.
No.
[about attending Ignacio's mother's birthday party] Let's be honest, the last time she saw me, she called me a prostitute.
Oh, you understood that?
Si, senor.
He's telling an 89-year-old woman to go with God?
[As Maxine cries and Peter, Amy, and Lauren hug her, ignoring Kyle] Okay, next time I have a life-altering epiphany, I'm sharing it with another family.
Are you saying it's over?
If I am, Gillian, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Before I ask what's going on out front, I have a more important question. Are Peter and I too old for bunk beds?
[To Ignacio, after finding out he is still married] I've come to a decision. I will be going to China, and you can go to Hell!
[Opens envelope, reads letter, and cries] I passed.
[Amy screams, jumps up from her chair, grabs Donna and hugs her]
I'm a lawyer.
[To Hector, who just found out his parents are divorcing] Hector, I want you to know something. I want you to hear something. I'm not going to put you away, I'm not going to throw you away. You're not a ghost. I see you...I see you...I see you.
[Donna is practicing a closing statement in Amy's old, under-construction courtroom, when Amy walks in]
You'd rather come in here and pretend to be a lawyer than actually be one?
I...I was just fooling around.
[Toasting Kyle at his final dinner with the family] To Cousin Kyle, who taught me to burn CDs and download stuff off the Internet!
GRGraciela Reyes
[to Amy] How 'bout I plead hungry and go to lunch?
What do you see when you see yourself getting old?
DDavid
How old?
My mom old...
DDavid
Well there's basketball, mysteries, classics...and you, I see you.
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