MacyThis is Macy Misa and you're watching Macy Misa's video podcast from the JONAS loft. I'm Macy Misa. I am so excited to bring you behind the scenes as JONAS prepare to launch their world tour-- the bigger-and-better-than-the-last-tour tour! You'll get to watch the tough decisions that the band has to make.
I think I'm going with the all cotton socks.
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We'll get up close and personal with Nick.
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We'll get a sneak peek at the band's latest new super cool look...
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and Kevin just being... Kevin. (dramatic music playing)
I love you. (hugs his guitar)
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Of course you'll get to see lots of this. (rock music playing)
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I'm Macy Misa and if you'd like to see more theen tell your parents that you're doing homework, lock the door and crank up the volume. Did I mention I'm Macy Misa? Because I am. JONAS has given me complete access to their creative process because I'll be like a fly on the wall. I'll observe and report but I'll never interfere. Never.
Guys, I think I've got the lineup. We open the show with "Time is on Our Side."
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What, are you cracked? You have to open up with "Work It Out." Oh, Time is on our side." Love it. Open with it. Stop looking at me.
Nick, she has a good point. (Nick agrees with Macy and Joe then Nick rips the paper)
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So, Kevin, what's the hardest part about going on tour?
Deciding who to take with me-- Olivia, Juliette, Lulu.
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Whoa, that's an awful lot of girlfriends.
Not girlfriends. I'm talking about my guitars. I have over 50 and I can only bring three. I have a very special relationship with each one.(dramatic music playing) How am I supposed to look Chloe in the sound hole and tell her, "you're not coming"?
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Stella Malone, stylist extraordinaire, with the pretty hair how do you feel about not going on tour with the band this time?
Can we stop talking about the tour? They're going, we know that. It's not a big deal. (sobbing) I'm gonna miss them so much. I mean, I can't believe I'm not going with them. Thanks for noticing my hair.
Then come with us. We need you, Stella.
I mean, I wish I could. But my internship with Jacques Le Faget. That's like a once-in-a-lifetime thing. I'm gonna learn so much. I'm really excited.
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That handsome old man is dad of JONAS.
Hey, Stella. (sees that Kevin, Nick and Joe are studying) Oh, that's what I love to see. My boys are cracking the books. All right. Now don't forget, if you pass these exams tomorrow, then you will have to stay here and repeat the class.
We know and that means no tour.
Which means no amazing split.
Which saves us a trip to the emergency room in some foreign country.
"Love sick" is the perfect opener.
Sure, girls go crazy. They cry, they scream. They try and rip off our clothes. Especially you, Joe. (Stella walks by while carrying a sewing kit then she sits)
You know, I don't think you guys should do that song. I mean, the last thing rockstars need is a mob of excited screaming girls just rushing to the stage. You know that's dangerous. Especially you, Joe. Fine, whatever. Do the song.
Wow. For someone who ruined our world tour you think he'd have more trouble sleeping.
I think I know what'll wake him up. (Kevin touches Nick's keyboard)
Don't touch my keyboard. (wakes up after Kevin touched the keyboard)
All right, good. You're awake.
Me and Kevin figured out a way for you to learn this geometry stuff a lot easier. All right, here we go. (Kevin is strumming his guitar)
Guys, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but that's just one law of geometry. There are dozens of those for me to know.
This is gonna be better than a Christmas album. (rock music playing)
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It's the next day and Nick has taken his retest. Let's check in as they anxiously await the result. (Nick growls when Macy puts the camera close to his face) On second thought, I think it's best to give them their space. (backs away from Kevin, Joe and Nick)
(runs upstairs) Nick, it's your geometry teacher.
(walks to Tom and takes the phone to talk to his teacher on it) Yeah? No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Okay, bye. (hangs up the phone)
No, he needs a perfect score.
But my teacher said I could make up the last point if I calculate the volume of nacho cheese spread consumed by each screaming fan per cubic foot of arena space.
What does that even mean?
That means the tour is back on. You did it.
Whoo-hoo! Oh, I'm so relieved. This means I won't have to spend the summer picking through garage sales with your mother. I mean, how many old fire helmets can one woman have? I get it, we live in a firehouse.
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Whoo, what drama. The bigger-and-better-than-the-last-tour tour, was on again, off again, and now it's back on again thanks to Nick acing his test. Yay, Nick!
This is been an incredible journey and a very difficult decision. But as you know, I can only take three of you on tour with me. So, Olivia... Lulu... and Grace, you will be coming on tour with me. And to the others, I want you to stay in tune until I come home. (sighs) I will miss you. (he walks away)
Come on, Joe. I want to see what you look like. (Joe walks out of the bathroom) You look-- you look great.
I'm gonna miss you, Stell. (hugs her goodbye)
Aw, don't start. I'm gonna cry. And I can't be responsible for how cute I might look.
You sure, you okay with this?
Yeah, I mean, I just have to get used to the fact that you're a rock star with girl fans. Just don't forget about the girl back home that sews your pants.
Of course I won't. What's her name again? (Stella slaps Joe friendly when he forgots her name then Joe smiles)
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You remember Joe's flip and split? Well, he finally went for it and I got it. But there's a little glitch. You'll see it.
Okay, for the first time ever... tried by a lead singer. Rock and roll! (doing a flip and split but failed)
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Look out! (Joe grunts)
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I'm fine. I'm fine. Just something coming out of my nose, and I think it's my tooth.
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What up, fans? Macy here, your online source for all things JONAS. We just landed in sunny California. Check out all the glitz and glamour.
Macy, a little help here.
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Sorry, just getting in a quick video blog. So, stella, care to comment on your Will-they-or-won't-they joe-mance?
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What?
Okay, first of all, what did I tell you about acting like a crazy JONAS fan person?
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To not to.
Thank you. And second, I'm not telling the whole world about me and Joe.
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You're not even telling me about you and Joe. Are you guys going to be a couple or what?
I don't know. It has been two months. I barely remember what he looks like. (Macy shows Stella a picture of Joe) Oh, darn it. He's cute.
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And by the end of the day he may just be your boyfriend.
Thank you. Thanks for picking us up.
Oh, right here. Pile in. Cute bag.
Okay, so Barnaby is still with us... I think. (Aunt Lisa chuckles) Barnaby. Barnaby. (cat meows, growls)
Now listen, I know I'm your chaperone this summer, but remember, I'm the cool aunt, okay? You can tell me anything.
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Stella's gonna date Joe from JONAS.
What? I'm calling your mom.
Aunt Lisa. I thought you were the cool aunt.
Not when it comes to dating rock stars. I made that mistake once. Okay, 12 times.
No, Joe's different. I mean, I've known him since we were little kids. He's funny. And he's sweet and smart.
Yeah, and he's still a rock star. Look, honey, I just-- there's always gonna be another girl, and I just don't want to see you get hurt.(melodic ring tone playing)
That's Joe's ring. Where's my phone?
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I don't know.
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Ow!
I'm sorry. Find it. Find it.
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Ow. Ow.
Hey, Stell, hope you landed okay. Anyway, we're throwing a party tonight. Can't wait to see you. Call me. Oh, sorry.
It's fine. I'm fine. Wow, you're Joe from JONAS.
Vanessa Page. Your show rocks. Me and my brothers never miss an episode of "Malibu High."
That means so much, because I love your work.
So seriously. Your last album helped me get through a bad haircut.
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He calls you Stell. It's a cute nickname. It's affectionate.
My rocker had a nickname for me too-- Lis, as in, "hey, Lis, it's over. Can I get my cat back?" Could he, Barnaby? (Barnaby meows)
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He's aware of your itinerary. And he cares about your safety.
Anyway, we're throwing a party tonight.
Stop. Okay, big question-- who is "we Is it "we" as in him and his brothers Or "we" as in him and--
The laker girls? Let's roll.
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Okay, can I say something? Joe called and said he can't wait to see you. So let's go to Aunt Lisa's, get super pretty And go blow up the party. What do you say?
(sighs) I say yes. And you know what? When I see Joe, everything will just be clear.
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Exactly.
Hi, hello. Yeah, I'm gonna need a push over here. So just put your back into it. Thanks.
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Hey, fans. It's Macy here again. We are at the crib de la JONAS, which is really bad spanish, but it's still a pretty cool place. Let's check in with the guys and see what they have planned this summer. So Kevin, what's up?
Oh, hey. Just feeding my baby. Found out bacon grease made her backfire. But what she really loves is Chinese. So big shout to all my friends over at hunan lotus. Thanks for sending over all that peanut oil. Oh, and keep frying up those greasy egg rolls.
This book's got it all-- It's got adventure, romance. The cover's pretty cool. And the movie's starring Vanessa Page, although she told me to keep that totes hush-hush.
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You realize this is going on the web?
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So what's going on?
Say hello to our new summer roommate.
Hi. I spoke to Stella's mom and we decided the best way to chaperone these girls was up close and personal.
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Nick.
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Just doing a video blog about what the band is up to this summer.
Just working on a california-inspired song.
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Oh, can you give the fans a preview?
(plays one note) We've only been here one day.
Yo, what's up, people? D.Z. Here. And this summer I plan to spend 24/7 with JONAS. I mean, if the days were longer, We'd probably spend 25/8, right?
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You got my muffins?
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Okay, well, that was the behind-the-scenes look. Macy Misa is saying Welcome to a summer like no other.
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Hey. I was just updating the JONAS site. Anything you want me to post?
Post this: "Macy's offline." You're supposed to be on vacation.
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Okay. Oh.
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I got it.
So this pool's cool and all, but I'm kind of thinking beach. It's so close, you know.
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Yeah, I can almost smell it.
Hey D.Z., you ever hear of knocking?
Yeah, how about "knock knock, I smell good"? It's beach by Stone Stevens. And I'm rocking his man-jewelry.
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Wait, Stone Stevens, the pro surfer?
Yeah, he's a close personal homie of mine. You want to meet him?
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Yeah, sounds like a rad adventure. I just said "rad" so Cali.
Well, if she's in, I'm in. Take us.
Well, I would love to, but I don't have a car.
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Okay, great, so let's go.
But she's at pilates for an hour, so until then we're straight chillin' poolside.
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Oh, okay.
I'm calling a cab. (leaves)
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Okay. Hi.
Stone and his crew are so chill. Once they see you with me, you'll be part of the family. Yo, Stone! What's the haps, man?
I know you. You're from that band, right?
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Wait, do that again. I want to get this for the site.
Anything for you, photo fox.
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I take photos.
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Uh, it's the beach.
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