Susan Test quotes from Johnny Test

[Running] AAAAHHH! GET AWAY, EUGENE, I'M NOT INTO YOU!!!

Bling Bling Boy

But I love you, Susan Test, who clearly has a cold!

Hugh

Well, Your mom's getting ahead of Eugene pretty good. I wonder how Susan's baking's going? [Everyone but Dukey put on their glasses]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Ha! It really is like the 4th of July!

I need a new bike.

Hugh

What happened to your old bike?

First, we test to jump with these look-like dummies, then calculate the speed and trajectory will need to make the jump for real!

It's genius!

Uh... it got stolen?

Hugh

Hm?

(Dramatic) Why, dad, why did it have to get stolen?

Hugh

I'll get you a new bike for your birthday. (Johnny looks overjoyed) Which is seven months away.

(Angrily flails his arms) YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!

Hugh

I do love you, son, and I will always love and accept you for who you are your entire life.

I don't know what that means.

Hugh

It means you're not getting a new bike until your birthday.

DARN IT!!

Hi, Mr. Test, would you like to buy some ladybird scout cookies?

Hugh

No, because I'm... I believe the lady bird scouts have lost their way and have become nothing but a door to door cookie company using free labor, and although I like you sissy, I can no longer buy these cookies. (Walks away)

Your dad is weird.

Yeah, I know. (Johnny & Sissy look at each other) You look dumb.

Do you want to buy some cookies, Test?

Oh wow, ladybird scout cookies, they look so good and... No. (Dukey hits Johnny) Ow!

I mean, give me a box of Wow! Wow! Chocolate Chunkies. (Dukey hits Johnny then shakes his head "no") Ow, Coconut Dribblers?

Hm!

Lemon Buckwalt? (Dukey groans while shaking his head "no" yet again. Johnny takes the blue box of cookies) Butter Scotch Blah Blas?

Yes! Only 999 boxes to go.

To go for what?

When you sell lady bird scout cookies, (Sissy opens a blue folder attached on her clipboard and it reveals prizes depending on the boxes of cookies sold) you can win prizes like backpacks, pen sets, and if you sell a thousand boxes, you get new bike.

Stop!

Susan

Sit. (Wentworth sits down) Good boy. (Gives Wentworth steak. Wentworth eats the steak) What do you want this time, little brother? A lerinx transplant so you can sing like a rockstar?

Or a DNA adjustment that will make your tongue taste like bubble gum?

No, we need your old ladybird scout uniforms.

Susan

That's a new one.

Now all we have to do is sell 1,000 boxes of this crud, and zoom, we're in brand new bike city!

And here comes our first customer.

And with all those side effects swimming around in that monster, there's no telling what that thing will do!

[furious] There's plenty of telling what that thing will do! It will do what all your experiments do - destroy the town! Because you are all INSANE!!!

[in unison] No, we're adventurous. There's a huge difference.

Lila

I'm calling Wendell, Tyler, Sissy and Bumper's moms again! You need a best friend, mister!

I have a best friend, ok! A best friend who plays catch with me outside, skateboards with me and eats my table scraps. Dukey.

Hugh

Dukey is a great dog, son. But... you need to talk to someone other than yourself.

(to Dukey) Say 'hi'. Go on, say it. Say it before they destroy me with friends!

Lila

Johnny, dogs don't talk.

[Standing on his hind legs] I talk. (Mom and Dad gasp) Yeah, I'm like a really great dog. (Laughs, and Mom and Dad faint.)

Susan

Eh, they'll be fine in about 2 hours.

You guys are pathetic!

No, totally pathetic!

Susan

We know.

Susan

People go looney when they get power.

It happened to George III, Henry VIII and Napoleon. And he was short and crazy just like you.

Susan

You'll get the power, enjoy it way too much and try and take over Europe. So forget it!

Europe? I'm not gonna take over Europe today.

Susan

I knew I was gonna regret this.

And now my chess army... LET'S TAKE OVER EUROPE!

Attention, crazy person!

Come out with your royal hands up or massive force will be... used... on... you...

Oh, for the love of... is that Johnny in there?

Yep.

Why can't you guys be like normal kids and play board games?

That's kind of what we're doing. (Laughs.)

You think you can stop me?! The king with your blasters?!

Actually we're gonna use the turbo soaker. Check and mate!

Who? What? Where? What happened?

You went crazy with the King Madness and took over the Toy Castle.

Did we have fun?

We had a blast!

Hey, let's all laugh now like they do at the end of old sitcoms.

Ok!

You're all ugly!

Susan

Ok, I am hating the truth today!

I need your help to win the bet.

Susan

And what do we get out of it?

Can't you just help him because you're brother and sister?

Susan

No.

Kitty!

No Johnny, That's not a Neighbor's Cat, That's a Garbage Truck. Johnny, Kitties are Fluffy, And Evil, And... [Dukey looked Shocked] Where's Johnny? Johnny?

Kitty! Kitty!

You had to Erase his Brain.

Susan

We were Trying to HELP!! Now Run, Dog, RUN!!!

Susan

The Theme-O'meter utilizes harmonic sequencing combined with brainwave alteration to evoke various cinematic atmospheres.

Can I get a science to English translation?

It's melodic frequencies adjust brain perception to create various filmic styles within reality.

Can I get an English to Johnny translation?

Susan

It makes real life just like a movie.

Ok, so we need an ending. How do Horror movies end?

Everybody dies!

Romantic Musical?

Kissing!

I've had a good life. Let's stick with Horror.