Dad quotes from Johnny Test

You know, the only thing missing is my dad telling me that I have to have them back to normal by dinner or I'm in big trouble and- he's standing right behind me, isn't he?

I'd like to start this conversation with; I didn't do it.

I don't know what "it" is, Johnny, but you better have Susan and Mary home and normal by dinner or you're in big trouble, BIG!

I need your keys.

Huh?

He locked the front door.

How does a dog...

HE'S AN IMPRESSIVE DOG, OK?!

(singing) # With a swish, swish here and a scrub, scrub there. It's time to clean up everywhere. So say goodbye to filth and grime, I'll clean this mess in double time. (Whistles) Well, it used to be a chore, but it isn't anymore when you've got the secret to a super clean floor. Now the dirt's all gone and it didn't take long when you sing along to the clean up song. (Whistles) When you sing along to the clean up song! #

Great job, son. And now that the house is clean I'm gonna prepare a cleaning day feast.

Well, say all you like, but you gotta admit the song was catchy.

And now it's stuck, stuck, stuck in my head, head, head! ARGH!

Ok! Calm down, down, down! It'll wear off.

(singing) # And it's my dog I grab and I take him to the lab!#

You? Funny? Prank?

Yeah, prank phone calling was the best thing ever. Until I pranked the wrong guy. He really didn't find it funny!

You hear that, Dukey. Prank calling is the best thing ever. Let's do it! Thanks for the advice, Dad.

So I skipped town, got plastic surgery and changed my name to Dad.