A character in Johnny Test
Played by Maryke Hendrikse
Johnny Test · 206 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Johnny Test: in 31 of its 206 quotes
Most scenes with: Johnny (19), Dukey (13), Mary Test (11)
SusanInteresting. Your skin seems to change colour with different moods. Try calming down. [Mary calms down and turns blue] You're blue! I've invented a mood lotion! [Mary gets mad and turns red again] Oh, now you're red again...
Susan TestNo, you can't borrow the spaceship. One, because you'll just destroy it.
Susan TestWe haven't thought of one yet.
Susan TestForget it, Johnny.
Susan TestSure. It's right over there.
Susan TestWhat about just tying Gil up, and dragging him here?
Susan TestRight.
Susan TestOK! I am done messing around with Johnny and Dork Vegan!
Susan TestYOU'RE NEVER GETTING THE SHIP, JOHNNY AND- [The door reveals Gil, who is mind-controlled.] Gillllll Next Door...
Set it for 11 years old, Sissy's coming over in five minutes!
Then maybe she likes to play with a 11 day old! Because I...tricked you!
[Susan snatches Bling-Bling's diaper]
SusanHello "Todd". Or should I say... Eugene?
[before Johnny beats The Caveman, he decided to test his costume by knocking out his opponents]
So I get to beat up Test and you guys won't call my mom?
Beat away.
Awesome! [he runs off to beat up Johnny]
[sprays gas at Bumper] Awesome!
[the 3 dogs bark evilly as they run until Johnny sprays perfume them, Hugh angrily arrives home and confronts Johnny after breaking his car's windshield]
Johnny! You are in big trouble mister, and you look ridiculous and- [Johnny sprays gas on him to make him hush]
[walks up to Johnny] Okay, let's go get that $10,000.
Come on! The door's open. Run! Run for your life!
[Johnny runs away and holds Dukey but he ends up getting hooked by The Caveman's trap]
[hanging on the hook's trap] I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
[The Caveman laughs as he is satisfied that Johnny is defeated]
[angrily to Susan and Mary] I told you this was dangerous! I told you something could go wrong!
SusanWhat can we say? You were right.
[the next day, Lila and Hugh are both watching wrestling on the new HDTV while Johnny, Dukey, Susan and Mary are outside grounded]
SusanWell, the bad news is mom and dad kept the $10,000.
But the good news is they bought a new HDTV with it.
Which I can't watch for a month 'cause I'm grounded from TV.
And us from the lab.
Right, so let's play some ball! [he throws the baseball to Johnny which causes him to break the new HDTV] That was the TV.
[counting by his fingers] 3, 2, 1.
[offscreen; angrily] JOHNNY!!!
[it can be revealed that Johnny, Dukey, and possibly Susan and Mary, might get grounded even more to find out who was breaking the new HDTV as the episode ends]
You wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
YOU COULDN'T LAST AN HOUR IN MINE!!!!!
We can arrange that.
[Notices that Lila is Home due to car skidding noises] And now, it's about to get worse.
Why is the house smoking with burned cupcakes all over the lawn?! [Camera zooms out showing the house is smoking with burned cupcakes all over the lawn.] And why did I get a call from the Principal saying: "Johnny cuts school"!?
Yep, we're dead.
(tries to imitate Hugh's voice) Uh, uh, I mean, I have a cold.
Someone tell me what's going on!
We switched places to find out who had a tougher life. And they're both pretty tough! And frankly, Mom, you should take advantage of Dad.
You switched their BODIES?!
SusanNo! We switched their brains.
Oh. WELL, SWITCH THEM BACK!
I'm back to normal!!
But I'm still mad at all of you! I worked hard all day and all week, and I don't want to come home to a destroyed house. And now, (Yelling) I HAVE TO MAKE THE CUPCAKES!!!!!
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