I'm calling Wendell, Tyler, Sissy and Bumper's moms again! You need a best friend, mister!
I have a best friend, ok! A best friend who plays catch with me outside, skateboards with me and eats my table scraps. Dukey.
Dukey is a great dog, son. But... you need to talk to someone other than yourself.
(to Dukey) Say 'hi'. Go on, say it. Say it before they destroy me with friends!
Johnny, dogs don't talk.
[Johnny gives a gesture for Dukey to speak.]
[Standing on his hind legs] I talk. (Mom and Dad gasp) Yeah, I'm like a really great dog. (Laughs, and Mom and Dad faint.)
Eh, they'll be fine in about 2 hours.
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