Dukey quotes from Johnny Test

Okay, here's the plan: You check out that menacing-looking fake volcano, and I'll check out that forest full of fresh trees!

Cuddlebuns? He's cute, but he stinks! [Cuddlebuns makes a sad face] He can't win! WE'RE DOOMED! I'm gonna loose my mind now. [He screams three times before fainting.]

Shhh-bingo!

Um, toast?

You mean toast?

Then we wear them down and they do whatever we want. [Chuckles]

It's jelly. It makes toast even tastier.

Right, but we'll need a plan, a really good plan.

[Annoyed Growl] We're out of bread.

Why didn't you use it on Johnny's sisters?

Oh no.

You came back for toast?

(To Johnny, laughing) You?! The hall monitor? Oh, the irony! That's like putting me in charge of the meat fridge! That's a good idea.

Bling-Bling Boy

Johnny, your sisters-

Don't get me started with his sisters. They use their only brother as their personal test tube, and they turned me into a canine freak!

Bling-Bling Boy

-gave me this. [holds out the Micro-Physic Flakes]

Johnny, do you even know what you're doing?

Yes. I'm pushing colourful buttons.