Johnny, Hugh and others in “Unfinished Business”

I need a new bike.

Hugh

What happened to your old bike?

First, we test to jump with these look-like dummies, then calculate the speed and trajectory will need to make the jump for real!

It's genius!

Uh... it got stolen?

Hugh

Hm?

(Dramatic) Why, dad, why did it have to get stolen?

Hugh

I'll get you a new bike for your birthday. (Johnny looks overjoyed) Which is seven months away.

(Angrily flails his arms) YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!

Hugh

I do love you, son, and I will always love and accept you for who you are your entire life.

I don't know what that means.

Hugh

It means you're not getting a new bike until your birthday.

DARN IT!!

Hi, Mr. Test, would you like to buy some ladybird scout cookies?

Hugh

No, because I'm... I believe the lady bird scouts have lost their way and have become nothing but a door to door cookie company using free labor, and although I like you sissy, I can no longer buy these cookies. (Walks away)

Your dad is weird.

Yeah, I know. (Johnny & Sissy look at each other) You look dumb.

Do you want to buy some cookies, Test?

Oh wow, ladybird scout cookies, they look so good and... No. (Dukey hits Johnny) Ow!

I mean, give me a box of Wow! Wow! Chocolate Chunkies. (Dukey hits Johnny then shakes his head "no") Ow, Coconut Dribblers?

Hm!

Lemon Buckwalt? (Dukey groans while shaking his head "no" yet again. Johnny takes the blue box of cookies) Butter Scotch Blah Blas?

Yes! Only 999 boxes to go.

To go for what?

When you sell lady bird scout cookies, (Sissy opens a blue folder attached on her clipboard and it reveals prizes depending on the boxes of cookies sold) you can win prizes like backpacks, pen sets, and if you sell a thousand boxes, you get new bike.

Stop!

Susan

Sit. (Wentworth sits down) Good boy. (Gives Wentworth steak. Wentworth eats the steak) What do you want this time, little brother? A lerinx transplant so you can sing like a rockstar?

Or a DNA adjustment that will make your tongue taste like bubble gum?

No, we need your old ladybird scout uniforms.

Susan

That's a new one.

Now all we have to do is sell 1,000 boxes of this crud, and zoom, we're in brand new bike city!

And here comes our first customer.