A character in Johnny Test
Johnny
Johnny Test · 206 quotes
Most-quoted character in Johnny Test: in 71 of its 206 quotes
Most scenes with: Dukey (29), Susan Test (19), Hugh (14)
[voiceover; as he comes to school stinky] 1. There's always a seating on the bus. 2. I gets to skipping the lines in the cafeteria. And 3. Which is the best of all, I'm my own science projecting. Fa-da! [cut to him at home] Therefore, I will never taking a bath again! [leaves]
[When Johnny and Dukey are mutated back into Johnny X and Super Pooch. Dukey opens his mouth furiously.]
If you don't have anything nice or encouraging to say, then don't say anything.
[Dukey covers his mouth resignedly.]
Good boy. Now, to Pork Belly!
(After receiving a suppository) Man, I hate getting medicine like that!
Dukey, nobody likes going to the doctor, but it's something we all have to do. Like homework or holding in gas at the dinner table.
[Johnny witnesses the Speedster run through the crowded hallway.]
Whoa! That kid should deliver pizzas.
[last lines] You're wrong, Mr. Teacherman. This is Porkbelly, where we make our own history.
[the rocketship flies out of Porkbelly and files off to space, ending the episode...and the series]
Johnny, do you even know what you're doing?
Yes. I'm pushing colourful buttons.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
If you were a finger, I'd pick you a booger.
Dad, why are we here so early? The water's not even awake yet!
If you want to get a good spot on the beach, you have to get there- [the beach completely fills up with people] -early.
Set it for 11 years old, Sissy's coming over in five minutes!
Then maybe she likes to play with a 11 day old! Because I...tricked you!
[Susan snatches Bling-Bling's diaper]
Hello "Todd". Or should I say... Eugene?
[Johnny and Dukey come up with a plan to destroy the TV]
So you pitch me the ball and I accidentally hit it through the open family room window and bash! Right into the old stinky TV. It breaks and dad buys a new one. Now pitch, dog!
[Dukey throws the ball to Johnny, but Johnny accidentally hit Hugh's car windshield]
Um, that was the windshield on your dad's car.
[counting by his fingers] 3, 2, 1...
[offscreen] JOHNNY!!!
Run.
[Johnny and Dukey run off]
[before Johnny beats The Caveman, he decided to test his costume by knocking out his opponents]
So I get to beat up Test and you guys won't call my mom?
Beat away.
Awesome! [he runs off to beat up Johnny]
[sprays gas at Bumper] Awesome!
[the 3 dogs bark evilly as they run until Johnny sprays perfume them, Hugh angrily arrives home and confronts Johnny after breaking his car's windshield]
Johnny! You are in big trouble mister, and you look ridiculous and- [Johnny sprays gas on him to make him hush]
[walks up to Johnny] Okay, let's go get that $10,000.
Oh you can say that again! [The Caveman runs up to him but he realize that he ran out of stink after spending it on the wrestlers] Whoa! Didn't see that coming!
[panicking] HE'S OUT OF STINK!
Come on! The door's open. Run! Run for your life!
[Johnny runs away and holds Dukey but he ends up getting hooked by The Caveman's trap]
[hanging on the hook's trap] I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
[The Caveman laughs as he is satisfied that Johnny is defeated]
[angrily to Susan and Mary] I told you this was dangerous! I told you something could go wrong!
What can we say? You were right.
[Johnny gets scared when The Caveman prepares defeat him]
Now The Caveman is mad and he's getting his club. And that means Stinkin' Johnny is gonna get it too! [laughs] Nothing can save Stinkin' Johnny now.
[comes in angrily dressed as the Cagin' Mad Dad] STOP RIGHT THERE!
Dad?
Except for the Cagin' Mad Dad!
[everyone laughs as The Caveman feels very annoyed]
Now that is my son and although he's in big trouble. You'll be in more if you lay 1 hand- [The Caveman throws him out and he lands on Dukey's back] Ooh, soft landing! AND YOU'LL ALL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!
[worried] But not as much as Johnny!
[The Caveman grabs Johnny off the hook]
Hey, now! If you could just put me down so I could go home and forget this whole-
Uh-huh!
Yeah, I didn't think so.
[as The Caveman prepares to defeat Johnny, Lila (who is the Overprotective Mom) climbs on The Caveman's back to grab his arm to avoid punching Johnny]
And the madness continues as the Caveman must now take the OVERPROTECTIVE MOM!
Don't you dare lay a finger on that boy!
Ooh! [he laughs as he presses Johnny's costume, then Lila grabs his arm and throws him on the floor 3 times]
And The Caveman is down for a triple way! [Lila jumps on The Caveman's back] And the body slam! Rope dive!
[Lila jumps on The Caveman's back again]
You see girls? That's why I never upset your mother.
[as Lila finishes off to defeat The Caveman] UNBELIEVABLE! The Caveman is coming back to 1 last attack.
Oh, he really shouldn't do that.
[The Caveman lands on Lila's feet as Lila pushes him out of the cage with her feet while Susan, Hugh, and Mary quickly escape, but Susan runs back to grab Dukey as The Caveman lands on the wrestlers which causes them to wake up]
And the Overprotective Mom wins!
[everyone cheers after Lila won and defeated The Caveman]
[satisfied; after his mom saved him] You were awesome! You were amazing! And you're gonna punish me, right?
Oh, big time.
[Johnny sighs thinking that he'll be grounded the next day]
Susan TestMaryke Hendrikse · 31 quotes
Johnny TestJames Arnold Taylor · 26 quotes
HughIan James Corlett · 18 quotes
MTMary Test17 quotes
JJillian13 quotes
LilaKathleen Barr · 9 quotes
Bling-Bling BoyLee Tockar · 6 quotes
BumperScott McNeil · 6 quotes
DDad4 quotes
DDawg3 quotes
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