Bumper quotes from Johnny Test ... TV Quotes Database

[before Johnny beats The Caveman, he decided to test his costume by knocking out his opponents]

Bumper

So I get to beat up Test and you guys won't call my mom?

SMSusan and Mary

Beat away.

Bumper

Awesome! [he runs off to beat up Johnny]

JJohnny

[sprays gas at Bumper] Awesome!

[the 3 dogs bark evilly as they run until Johnny sprays perfume them, Hugh angrily arrives home and confronts Johnny after breaking his car's windshield]

Hugh

Johnny! You are in big trouble mister, and you look ridiculous and- [Johnny sprays gas on him to make him hush]

DDukey

[walks up to Johnny] Okay, let's go get that $10,000.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Bumper

[while twisting Johnny's arm] Say uncle Test!

JJohnny

No!

Bumper

Say, say uncle!

JJohnny

Never!

Bumper

Say uncle and I'll give you your arm back.

JJohnny

I never say uncle!

Bumper

Huh? Okay. Then I guess I gotta up the ante in say uncle!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[When Johnny (in Hugh's body) is about to shoot Bumper with a marshmallow shooter loaded with sprouts.]

JJohnny

You leave me... ahem... [DING X39!!!!]

Bumper

Are those Brussels sprouts?

JJohnny

Boiled. No butter, no salt.

[When Johnny (in Hugh's body) shoots Bumper with a marshmallow shooter loaded with sprouts. Bumper swallows the Brussels sprouts.]

Bumper

Ah! I give up, Test with a cold! You win! YOU WIN!!! [Runs away, crying]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Johnny gathers the friends Mom and Dad tried to get him to play earlier with to help him.]

Bumper

Why am I helping you? I should be beating you up!

JJohnny

Because I need someone who can scare people. And Bumper, you are amazing at scaring people!

Bumper

You... you think I'm amazing? (tearfully) Nobody's ever said that to me. (Hugging him) I am so there for you, buddy!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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SSissy

What do we do now, Test?

JJohnny

Well... what do friends do?

Bumper

Er... I think they play Tag.

JJohnny

Play Tag.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Bumper

Why should I help you, Test?

JJohnny

Because if you don't, I'm taking you down.

Bumper

Down where?

JJohnny

The Big House, the Clink, the Slammer, the Pokey.

Bumper

The Hokey Pokey?

DDukey

No. He means detention.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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