A sandwich! Raw vegetables! They've turned me into... Vlad the Daft!
[gasps] A vampire! Don't worry, Ferny! I'll protect ya!
Why do they call you "Daft"?
Because I always do the opposite of what I'm told!
S2 E7Waking Thor
[Singing] Oh...
Thor, I'll miss you
And I'll feel sad
But I won't forget
The good times we had
I gave you your name
And I gave you care
But you gave me something
Much more rare
Deep in my heart
You'll always be there...
S2 E10Dannan Does a Jig
Look, if you guys don't start shaping up, I'm gonna have to bring in a sheepdog to control you! A sheepdog! You know, the kind with teeth!
Who says you can't teach an old sheep new tricks?
[Dannan's feet are painted red and blue to help her dance, but she crashed in the middle of dancing.]
Me feet might be red and blue, but me backside is black and blue.
[tired of pretending to be a sheepdog] This dog stuff is for the birds, and I am a sheep.
[Dannan is having a nightmare where she embarrasses herself and her grandmother with her dancing in front of the whole school.]
GGrandma
[disappointed] Just like your grandfather!
S2 E12Wish Upon a Story (Part 1)
[In Sean's story, Molly asks to ride the Raloo Rocket, which has turned into a real rocket.]
Are you whacked?! It's too dangerous for little girls!
No fair!
Yes, fair!
Well, if you ask me, I think this whole thing is bogus!
Don't you be coming home late for dinner now, little dude.
[riding Finnegan in Egypt] Hey, hey, we're walkin' here!
I think you're headed right towards the Eiffel Tower, Commander Piggley!
Hit the brakes!
I don't think there are any brakes!
Oh. Bummer.
[landing on the moon] That's one small step for me, but one giant leap for kid-kind!
[In Meg's story, Dannan has made a wish to control Mr. Hornsby's words.]
Now, class... [Meg: Said the teacher.] Your homework, I'm saying...
[quietly] Is put all your books down...
...is put all your books down, go out and start playing?!
CClass
Huh?!
Instead of a test, now, here's what we'll be doing, we'll go out and play 'til the cows all stop mooing?! [gasps and covers his mouth]
[laughs]
In fact, my dear children, forget being smarties! The rest of the day, WE'LL HAVE NOTHING BUT PARTIES!!!
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