Made-up news isn't real news, Piggley.
S1 E23A Little Bit of Something Extra! Extra!
Hopping hairballs! No Little Baa! Where are you?!
[seeing Little Baa in the cauliflower box] The cauliflower is alive!
S1 E24Ferny Gets a Crush
[The sheep are terrified by the sound of Padrig's tractor backfiring.]
Hey, hey. What are you guys hiding behind me for? Oh yeah, I forgot. Defender of the flock, and all that. Hey, you think maybe we could start that defending stuff tomorrow?
[The sheep bleat and push Wiley to the door.]
Alright, I'm going, I'm going. What a stupid day to become a knight.
[Wiley goes outside, and sees smoke from the tractor coming out from the side of the barn.]
Sweet Sally from Sligo! It's a dragon! Some day, I'm sure I'll look back on this thing and laugh. Or scream in terror. Who knows?
S1 E26Lucky U
[singing Molly Malone while watering his garden]
She wheeled the wheelbarrow
Through streets broad and narrow
Crying "Cockles and mussels!"
"Alive, alive-oh!"
"Alive, alive-oh...!"
"Alive, alive..."
S2 E2Molly Had a Little Lamb
No! This is naughty, Lamby! This food doesn't belong to you! I'm sorry, but you shouldn't even be here. Lambs should be in the field with the other sheep. It's time to take you home.
S2 E4Rain, Rain Go Away
Hey, flock. Anybody notice anything, like water? Of course, you don't. Nothing can get through that thick wool of yours. Me, I'm delicate. I notice things, like when I'm being rained on. [lots of rain falls down on Wiley] That's it. I'm off to find someplace that's not so damp. [slips and falls in the water] Hold my calls.
[making a sandwich his own way for Molly] Now, what do you say to that?
THAT'S NOT HOW MAMMY DOES IT!!!
Of course not! Like I told you, it's a Piggley special.
I don't like the Piggley special sandwich! I like Mammy's sandwiches!
Sure you haven't even tried it?
MAMMYYYYYY!!!
Look at this place! No wonder they call it a ruin, it's ruined!
[inside a dark castle with a bunch of wild goats] No offense, but someone here has missed their appointment with a shower.
[reading to Molly] Buck Bravo was the bravest sheriff in the wild west. Wherever he went, people felt safer knowing he was on the job.
Where's the wild west?
In America. It's where cowboys come from. Whenever there was trouble, a call would go out, and Buck would ride to the rescue.
[gasps] To save a princess?
There's no princesses in the wild west, Molly. Buck would saddle up his trusty horse, Dusty, and--
Can Dusty fly?
Horses can't fly, Molly.
Princess Princy Plumme's horse can fly.
[gives up] And they lived happily ever after, the end!
Yuck. I've heard about caves. They're dark, and dirty, and filled with bats. Ugh. But dry. Very dry.
You're not running out into the rain to tell Mam that I'm not sharing a pretend bird with you!
S2 E5A Touch of Spain
Why is it that not one of us knew that donkeys don't wear horseshoes?
Oh, I guess that's why they don't call it donkeyshoes.
At least the horse is happy.
[Piggley goes to Dannan's house early the next morning.]
Dannan, Dannan, I have to talk to you!
Piggley, you wouldn't put a dog out this early in the morning.
But, Dannan! I know how to keep Don Toro from going back to Spain!
What are you doing to do, wake him up so he's too tired to go?
I've got the perfect plan. Don Toro's leaving 'cause he misses Spain, right?
Right...
So, instead of going to Spain, we bring Spain to him!
You are sleep deprived.
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