Piggley
A sandwich! Raw vegetables! They've turned me into... Vlad the Daft!
Dannan
[gasps] A vampire! Don't worry, Ferny! I'll protect ya!
Ferny
Why do they call you "Daft"?
Piggley
Because I always do the opposite of what I'm told!
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