Cause of death?
Well, it wasn't the arrow.
S8 E21Ice Queen
[referring to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today?
If you must know, it's number 4.
[holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present.
[smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.
You redecorating?
I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.
You take these?
Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5.
Shotgun-shattered backbone?
Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum.
[grimaces, then looks at another picture] Duodenum?
Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker.
You need to get out more, Abby.
Is that an invite?
[lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car] Let your fingers do the talking. [to Tony] Why'd they tow it?
It was abandoned in a lot at Great Falls. Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?
Yep. Whoever was riding shotgun.
How fast can you run 'em?
Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...
Get me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico.
Sweet.
[Gibbs and Rabb are in the interrogation room at NCIS headquarters]
You're more comfortable asking questions than you're answering them.
Guess I'm not used to being a suspect.
Suspect? You said you were a suspect. Have I read you your Article 31 rights?
No you haven't. Which means you're playing a very risky game, Gunny.
I'm not smart enough to play risky games with a lawyer of your caliber, Rabb.
That's Commander Rabb. Or Commander. Or Sir, Gunny. I believe as a reservist, you're still technically in the Marine Corps.
[calmly] I'm an NCIS special agent. I don't have to salute you or "sir" you or give you any military courtesy. But you know that. So who's playing the games here?
[Silence]
[Vivian is reading Rabb his rights]
I know my Article 31 rights, and I waive them.
[she continues reading them]
I said I waive them.
She used to be FBI.
S8 E22Meltdown
There are enough holes in this case to raise reasonable doubt.
LCLt. Cmdr. Coleman
There is also enough evidence to tie you to the murders and a string of witnesses. Your colleagues will testify to angry words between you and Lieutenant Singer right up to the time of her death.
Well, it could be worse, I guess.
CColeman
How?
I could not have an alibi.
CColeman
[in annoyance] You have an alibi?
No.
[Ducky is telling his findings in court]
MMMajor McBurney
What else did you discover?
On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard. Majestic. Brilliant. I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration. I was on sabbatical at the ti--
MMcBurney
[interrupts] Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.
She wasn't in Buenos Aires...
CColeman
Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?
[very seriously] Well the railing is very high. It's quite unlikely. Unless the LT's unconscious body levitated and dropped over the side. I've heard--
CColeman
[cutting him off] Thank you Doctor.
[after finding Commander Rabb's name on the hat]
If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.
[both lawyers give Abby a funny look]
Oh, come on; one of you would have said it if you had thought of it first.
VVivian
I'm sorry, I almost blew it.
[disapprovingly] Almost?
I still like you.
S8 E23Lawyers, Guns and Money
MMeredith
I have three questions for you. Answer them yes or no.
AAJ
Okay.
MMeredith
Were you trying to propose to me at the restaurant?
AAJ
Yes.
MMeredith
And at your house?
AAJ
Yes.
MMeredith
Do you have a ring?
AAJ
Yes.
MMeredith
May I see it?
AAJ
Yes. (Searching his pockets.) Yes.
MMeredith
Say it any way you want.
AAJ
Would you be interested in spending the rest of your life with a grumpy, sourpuss of an old man?
MMeredith
Especially when you put it that way.
S8 E24A Tangled Webb, Part 1
PCPO Coates
My father was a minister...he kind of soured me on God.
LSLt. Simms
Maybe you should give him another chance.
PCPO Coates
I'm not really interested in patching things up with my Dad.
LSLt. Simms
That's not the 'Him' I was talking about.
S9 E2Shifting Sands
I consider myself a forgiving Christian, but I'm having problems with this one. (talking about Bud)
HHarm
If it's any consolation, I forgive you for having a job that I still want.
(Harm's phone rings) Job offer?
HHarm
CIA. Deputy director wants to see me.
What did you do?
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