Jackie, Scruffy hates puppy prison. How long we keep tormenting him this way?
Jade, Scruffy must attend obdient school until he learns to listen. No doubt he takes after his master.
Har, har. Look I can prove Scuffy obeys all my commands. You ready, boy? Play dead.
Oh, [chuckles] Jade,why don't you stay here and help Uncle find Farmer McDonald and his friends more appropriate logics.
Wrong museum, Jackie. Mask is Japanese, not Jurassic.
Jade! I thought I told you to help Farmer McDonald find a place to stay?
[After seeing the T-troop]
This is your team, Mr. Chan? A child, a ham, a stuffed moose [laughs] and a flying chicken?
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