[coming upon a field of cactus] Whoa, acupuncture city.
Real acupuncture is a good thing, Jade. It stimulates the energy channels, and rids the body of- [the Dark Enforcers suddenly appear]
DFDark Finn
Hola, Señor Chan.
Bad Chi...
[after Quetzalcoatl shoots a fire attack at El Toro]
The statue can shoot fire from his hands?
God of the sun, duh!
[while Daolon Wong expresses frustration with the Dark Enforcers failures]
DFDark Finn
Chan had a masked crime fighter with him, your worship!
DCDark Chow
The sun was in our eyes!
DRDark Ratso
We need bigger weapons!
Excuses, excuses! I see that if I wish this task accomplished, I must do it myself!
DFDark Finn
That's cool. We'll wait here, rest up, order some Chi pizza...
Uh, perhaps Quetzalcoatl would not be so angry if you prove to him you are not... you know. [pointing to the mask]
El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!
QQuetzalcoatl
Unhand the princess, or face my wrath!
Uh, maybe you should make an exception.
[as Quetzalcoatl flies after them]
The statue can fly too?!
God of the sky, duh!
[on phone] Uncle? Now is not a good time!
What is more important than talking to Uncle?
I am in a speeding mining cart fleeing a reanimated Mayan statue trying to seize Jade so he can fly her into the sun!
Why did you not say so? It seems you have found the rat.
[after Quetzalcoatl traps them in a cage of vines]
The statue can grow unbreakable vines?
God of-
I know, agriculture. Duh!
QQuetzalcoatl
[about the rat] Such power within this small creature. [to Jackie and the others] And such courage within you. With heroes such as you protecting the land from the forces of darkness. I am content to return to my proper place [Quetzalcoatl touches the rat and begins to revert to a statue] Quetzalcoatl bids you farewell.
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