Patience Jade. We will not know where "there" is, until Uncle's locator spell leads us to the animal we seek.
[sitting in the back of the car, producing a Chi spell] The tiger who has inherited the Talisman power of Yin and Yang.
Well make it hurry, because it reeks something fierce in here!
Are you sure the spell is accurate, Uncle? Nevada is not exactly known as tiger country.
Never mock the sock. It is our only chance of finding the tiger before the forces of darkness do.
Well betcha Daolon Wong doesn't have to spend all day cooped up in a smelly car.
[in a car, with Daolon Wong producing a Chi spell while the Dark Enforcers drive]
DR Dark Ratso
Pee-ew! Are we there yet?!
DF Dark Finn
So, Big-D, really appreciate you turning us into superpowered Dark Chi dudes and all, but we gotta talk image. I'm not digging the whole orange vibe, and hey, these outfits kinda scream "boy band".
DR Dark Ratso
Nah, we look like KISS!
DC Dark Chow
We look like circus freaks.
[on phone] Room service? Yes, please send up one bottle of eel saliva, three jars of powdered duck feet, and a pair of moose antlers.
[after Jade interferes with the Tiger's Yin and Yang power, which was separating Jackie]
[reveals Jackie's separation was not complete, resulting in Jackie having two heads]
JL Jackie Light/Dark
What? [they notice each other] Ah!
Hey, I have a zit! Get off of my body, or I'll pop you! [tries pushing his light side off]
I do not wish to argue, but this is my body too!
I do not see the tiger. Maybe we should split up.
[long pause]
So I got all the brains...
DF Dark Finn
Yo, D-Man. Beam us up.
[Uncle's phone rings]
Room service? I have been waiting for-
Uncle, thank goodness you're-
Jackie! How can you leave Uncle at a shabby hotel with no eel saliva?!
Pull your tongue out of your mouth and wring out the spit!
[gasp] You call Uncle an eel?!
Jackie, why do you babble like a crazy person?!
JL Jackie-Light/Dark
Because I have two heads!
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