Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 3, Episode 5
“Monkey a Go-Go” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: Uncle (4), Daolon Wong (4), Jackie (3), Jade (3), Monkey King (3)
You are in my soup!
Our locator spells have intersected.
I will seize control of the chi waves, novice. My power is far greater...
Eeee-Ya! [Casts a Chi spell which results in a repetitive feedback image]
One more thing.[blows raspberry] One more thing. [blows raspberry] One more thing...
Monkey Talisman and Monkey King?
Coinkidink?
Forget Monkey King. We must catch Monkey Magic before Daolon Wong does.
And you went through all the trouble to see us... why?
Let's see, maybe... oh a little something I like to call REVENGE!
[lowering the Shapeshifting Monkey into the Kilauea volcano] Uh oh, my simian senses are tingling!
We want our monkey, monkey!
Oh, it's all about him isn't it?! You think he's funnier than me, don't you?!
Uh, of course not! Everyone knows that the Money King is the funniest ape of all.
I do not think he's so funny- [elbowed by Jade]
Well you'll really love my weird sense of humor when you and monkey-boy are swimming in lava, 'cause I'm gonna make Kilauea blow sky-high!
The Monkey King cannot activate volcanoes!
Just watch me, gramps! I know a family recipe! [begins tossing ingredients into the lava pit] Magic monkey syrup, pure cane sugar, one carton of aged goat milk- EEGH! [Daolon Wong appears behind the Monkey King] An untuned Hawaiian guitar, a fine tuned tuning fork, a tuna on rye, hold the mayo-
[grabs the Monkey King] Talisman power, be mine!
Paws off the fur, Shakespeare! I'm busy here!
Never thought I'd be rooting for Daolon Wong over anybody. [they start to run, only to be trapped by Daolon Wong] On second thought, go Monkey King.
Monkey King?
Aah, I should have recognized the antics of the famed prankster puppet made flesh.
Monkey King And I've got a payback gig with an exploding volcano finale, that you're messing up!
So, why do I see no lava?
Huh? [goes over his ingredients list again; gasp] I'm still three pounds of wood short of a gusher!
Then for your lousy spell-making, you shall return to wood! [casts a Chi spell on the Monkey King]
[turning into a puppet] EVERYONE'S A CRITIC!
[after the "lava" engulfs them, only revealed to be cherry gelatin] Cha is not so hot.
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