My patience wears thin, Valmont. Every moment spent imprisoned in this stone casement is an eternity lost!
I assure you Shendu, my men are spending every waking moment searching for your Talismans.
[Finn and Ratso enter the room arguing over a newspaper]
Aw, come on, I wanna see the baseball scores!
Nuh-uh! Not until I finish checking out Stewie Cablooie. He's the bomb!
[shows Shendu the Sports section] You a Giants fan, Shendu?
[seeing an article about an ancient statue] The statue of Lo Pei...
You wanna see Lo Pei, oughta check out my salary. Get it? Low pay?
[after Jade crashes into Lo Pei statue]
[Shocked] What did you do?!
What did you do?! You put an old junk heap in the middle of the floor!
That "old junk heap" is a priceless antiquity on loan from the museum!
[nervously pacing] Oh, broken statue...
Jasmine tea to calm the nerves...
Yes, I can see my future in the tea leaves. The museum contacts the university, my career winds up like that statue; ruined! [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
Your career not important! Now we will never read the inscriptions. Knowledge has been lost forever! ... Must call my insurance agent, see if I'm covered for this.
No need. The intruder was obviously an emissary of the Dark Hand utilizing a high octane nerve gas. You were foolish to try and stop him on your own... [pats Jade's head] But also very brave.
Yeah, well I try to be of help.
Yes, and I wish you would stop helping. [notices the Talismans are gone] The Talismans! How?!
Uh... you know that broken statue? Well, he's not so broken anymore.
Don't worry, Jackie. I can help! [covers mouth] The H word. [later] I meant help you find the warrior, not help do the laundry.
The small one is no pal. She is the enemy, o great Lo Pei.
LP Lo Pei
You know my name?
[whispers to Chow] Talk flowery, like Shendu said.
I... I mean, uh, fellow warriors from the Ling Dynasty, come to help. As, uh, the dew helps the morning glory to blossom.
No way you're buying this.
The emperor sent us to help you hide the Talisman—[notices more Talismans] Talismans. You got so many, he figures we can do it faster and cheaper.
They are so lying. They're the Dark Hand. Bad guys. Enemies of Jackie and me!
Yeah, Lo Pei, you know Jackie. The guy who was trying to bust you up back on Alcatraz. He's her uncle.
Uh... by marriage. Hardly know him, really. Heh.
LP Lo Pei
As the Lily pad offers respite to the weary bullfrog, so your service to our cause is much appreciated. [offers the Talismans to the Dark Hand]
No... [Ratso restrains her] Unh. Let go! Unh.
LP Lo Pei
A Sacred Warrior would never harm a child. You are impostors!
It's okay, Jackie. Me and Lo Pei are pals.
LP Lo Pei
Pals. [gives thumbs up gesture] A-okay.
Oh. Those. Well, the Dark Hand kinda got the drop on us, and... heh.
We'll get the Talismans back! Warriors, yes!
Warriors, no! You are a child, and I am an archaeologist, [to Lo Pei] though not for long if I don't get you back to the museum.
LP Lo Pei
Again you speak nonsense. As the crescent-moon is duty-bound to follow the sunset, so shall I smite this Dark Hand! [gives a thumbs up] HOO-AH!
It's an ancient warrior thing.
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