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Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 36

“The Good, the Bad, the Blind, the Deaf and the Mute” quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

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“The Good, the Bad, the Blind, the Deaf and the Mute” · Season 2, Episode 36

In this episode: Uncle (4), Jade (3), Tohru (3), Jackie (1), Daolon Wong (1)

[coming upon a large idol of three stone monkeys] There!

Whoa! Mt. Chimpmore.

The great idol of the Three Wise Monkeys. Legend tells that it is filled with Dark Chi.

The idol is evil?

No. Three Wise Monkeys are guardians. Good wizards sealed the Dark Chi within them looking ago, so that humanity may neither see, hear, nor speak of such evil. [shudders] Oh.

What is it, sensei?

The willies!

[suddenly appearing] No doubt the forces of light have summoned you here, since I possess the only existing map.

Daolon Wong!

The anti-Uncle!

[as everyone regains consciousness, noticing the idol has vanished]

DAOLON IS GONE!

As is the idol!

MOUNT CHIMPMORE IS GONE TOO!

That is what I just said!

[Jackie tries to speak, only to realize he's mute]

DAOLON IS GONE AND HE TOOK MT. CHIMPMORE WITH HIM!

Aiya! Stop shouting Jade! I am old, not deaf! [Jackie gets Uncles attention, but still cannot speak] Speak up Jackie! I cannot hear you!

[fumbling around with his hands] How can you see through this cloud of Dark Chi?

There is no Dark Chi cloud!

Then why can I not see you?

[Jackie once more tries to speak]

UNCLE! NO SOUND IS COMING OUT OF JACKIE'S MOUTH!

[realizing] Because Jackie is mute.

UNCLE! NO SOUND IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

Jade is deaf!

[fumbling with Uncle's face] Sensei?

[muffled] And Tohru is blind!

[wandering around] We are like the three Wise Monkeys!

WHAT? SPEAK UP TOHRU!

[walking away] I said "We are like the-"

YO! TOHRU! OVER HERE! I DON'T THINK T CAN SEE!

Why were you not affected, Sensei?

As a student of Master Fong, I am protected by an abundance of Good Chi.

IF I'M DEAF, AND TOHRU IS BLIND, THAT MEANS UNCLE MUST BE MUTE! [Jackie tries to tell her that he's mute] JACKIE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DUH!

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