[as Bai Tza is lreleased] Whoa. Fish out of water.
At last! Liberation! And now for some libation ...which will require moister climes than this!
Ah ah ah! Now that I have opened the last portal, sister Bai Tza, it is time to liberate me from my prison of flesh!
BT Bai Ta
[grabs Shendu] You DARE request your freedom?!
Have I not earned it?! As promised, I have released all of our brothers and sisters!
How curious then, THAT SIX DEMON SORCERORS REMAIN TRAPPED IN THE VOID! I should obliderate you on their behalf!
I held my part of the bargain! You cannot blame me for the meddlings of Jackie Chan!
Is it over? Am I free of Shendu?!
Uhh, the mermaid said no deal, Big-V.
Your spells may have quelled my siblings...but I am the slippery one!
[as Shendu grows new features on Valmont's body, such as green skin, scales, and a horn] Wearing the skirt is demeaning enough, Shendu, but this is over the line!
Do you think I am pleased with our union, Valmont?! If I am to remain in your pathetic body, I must at least make a few cosmetic improvements! Now hold still while I sprout our tail!
Good madame, free me of Shendu, I beg you. Look what he did to my head! [Bai Tza grabs him]
My answer to you, and my sniveling brother remains...no! [drops him]
Him? [indicating to Ratso, before he's grabbed] Heh, hey. You're a fish, I'm Finn! We're sympetico!
DIrect me to a suitable new empire!
Uh, mi casa es su casa, your amphibiousness!
I see your point. Well, there's lots of nice places here in San Fran. And it's all by the water.
Oh, except for the quakes.
Uh, that's right. The San Andreas Fault runs right through downtown. Better idea, you should move to the East Coast!
Very well, your San Fran shall be the cradle of my new undersea empire!
Uh, but isn't your new undersea empire supposed to be...you know...
And so it shall be, once I sink this city!
Uh, can we be excused, Shendu?
Yeah, seeing as how we opened all the portals for you...
You don't need us to carry old Pan'ku anymore.
Never seeing any of you ever again would make me a very happy dragon.
Say "Bye bye" to Valmont! [enforcers begin to leave]
I hear Utah's nice this time of year!
Weren't you listening Shendu?! If we stay here, we will drown!
Shh! You will wake Shendu!
I rendered him unconscious, now please! You must help me! I want him exorcised!
Tch. Like we're gonna help Shendu get in shape?
Oh jolly good, Tohru, I would love a spot. [Tohru growls at Valmont] Uh...right then... [sits back down]
Just like old times, eh Tohru? [Tohru growls at Valmont] I recommend you watch your back, Chan! Tohru turned coat on me, remember?
You forced me to fight a demon!
[sarcastically] Oh yes . That's completely different from what Chan has you doing!
[after Jade is discovered to have followed them] So this is why your niece is always with you, and here I just thought you were horribly irresponsible!
[to Valmont] If Jade does not remain safe, I will turn you inside out.
Welcome to my world, Chan!
I'm not sure who to root for! [Jade punches Valmont angrily] ...Go Jackie.
And ruin my Italian shoes?
And keep Shendu for a roomate?
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