[Shendu approaches the women's bathroom]
Whoa, boss! You can't go in where no man has gone before.
We are not going in, fool! Hsi Wu the Sky Demon is coming out!
I don't care if you are wearing a dress, Valmont. You are NOT going in the little girl's room!
Hey, Jade, going to the spring dance Friday night?
Eh, was thinking about it.
Who are you gonna go with? A ninja? Or do you only fight them?
[children laugh]
You're a riot, Drew.
[disguised as Seymour] Hey, Drew, who are you gonna go with? Your mother?
No...I... [children laugh at Drew]
KKids
Mama's boy.
This friend of Jade's is too polite.
Uncle, Jade finally has a friend her own age. This could keep her away from portals and demons.
Seymour's loads more fun than any of the other kids at school! We like the same things, and he actually listens to me! We're like Yin and Yang, Yang and Yin.
Good and evil?
Left and right; two halves of the same whole. Duh.
SSeymour
I smell a spell!
[the tail flies towards him; he catches it]
SSeymour
Stee-rike!
You're-you're...
SSeymour
[changing into Hsi Wu] A demon? Still want to go the dance with me?
Not!
What have you done to my tail, sly Uncle?!
Ancient proverb: None of your bees-wax!
[Jade takes the Tiger Talisman]
Fight fire with fire. Fight yin... with yang.
Uncle, run!
[sitting on top of a water tower, looking around] Where to?
[after releasing Hsi Wu's tail] Tails. You lose.
[after Hsi Wu's banishment]
So long... Seymour.
You were right about the good and evil thing, T.
There will be other dances, Jade.
Dance, schmance. I am so over Seymour! I just miss having someone around who listens. [pause] Someone... like you! [gives Tohru her necklace] Yin and Yang. Big and small. You and me.
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