Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 4
The portal of Xiao Fung the Wind Demon lies on the southern land mass, four million and one cubits above the southern hemisphere, beyond the blasted forest, nestled between the rolling hills.
Uh, the only thing I see nestling...
...is Hollowlands Penitentiary!
You mean to tell us that the demon portal lies within those prison walls, Shendu?
Do not take that tone with me, Valmont! I did not build the fortress!
I've heard of busting out of jail, but breaking in?
Valmont and his pals have been spotted downtown. You in, Jackie?
We're there!
Is your name Jackie? [Jade frowns] Captain Black, I thought all Dark Hand matters had been reassigned to Section 12!
That may be so, but I'm not going to sit pretty while the Dark Hand strolls into my backyard and hands a hall pass to a hobgoblin!
Jade Captain Black is in the house!
Don't worry. All you have to do is fix your way into Valmont's gang, and get ahold of that Pan Ku Box before they open the portal with it.
Oh, is that all?
Whoa! We struck demon.
Not any demon. Xiao Fung, Demon of the Wind.
Uh, like breaking wind?
[blows them backwards with his powers] Like breaking bones!
Aah, the sweet scent of freedom!
Uh, actually, Your Breeziness, sir? You're not exactly free.
No?
You're in the hoosegow!
Prison!
This "prison" is paradise compared to the ghastly abyss I escaped.
Whatever you say, chief, but outside's even better! Beaches, movies...
Yeah, so why don't you huff and puff and blow this house down?
Where is Shendu?
Shendu's in Valmont.
And Valmont's in solitary.
Hmm. If I do not free this Valmont, I will be burdened with freeing my brothers and sisters. Very well.
[changes into a human]
Whoa, you guys can do that?
Concealment seems prudent. Demons seem to stick out like sore thumbs in this modern world...
[as Chance Jackson; calling Section 13] Uhhh...chinchilla. [pause] What's a chinchilla?! [beat] That's the password! Just get me Captain Black! [pause] What do you mean he can't be disturbed?!
[at Section 13, Captain Black is doing an ink blot test with two therapists]
[for one blot] Demon. [another blot is shown] I see a demon.
And this one? [shows another blot]
Socks. Worn by a really big demon.
[on phone as Chance] Uncle? It is me...your nephew...
What? It does not sound like you! [pause] What do you mean you are in prison?! You are a BAD influence on Jade! Good thing it is not really you. [hangs up]
Who was that, Uncle?
Ah, crank call.
Prince Albert in a can?
Nah, crazy talk about demons and prisons. [Jade and Uncle suddenly realize] Aiya!
[picking up Jackie's Chance Jackson mask] I liked you...
[taking a fan from an old woman] I'm sorry. I will bring this back. Thank you!
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