Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti quotes from IZombie

Major Lilywhite

[Major and Ravi dig in the open field in search of the Utopium on the dead body] Ravi! Ravi! [Ravi takes his headphones off] We did it! There he is! Zombie cure, here we come!

Ravi Chakrabarti

It isn't one of our guys. Ours has been dead for nearly two years. This one's only a couple of months gone.

Major Lilywhite

Then who is this?

Clive Babineaux

I'll run this by Bozzio.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi whispers] If she bears your children, you'll start using her first name, right?

Liv Moore

What am I looking at, Ravi?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Matricide. These six young zombie rats are clones of New Hope. The remains you see here are those of the mother that gave birth to them. Apparently, the little clones decided it was time to switch from mother's milk to brains.

Liv Moore

Why the clones?

Ravi Chakrabarti

When we find the tainted Utopium, I'd prefer to test on rats, normal and zombie, rather than humans. New Hope, like Blaine and Major, became a zombie and was given the cure. Her clone should give us the most accurate picture of what Blaine and Major can expect. I'd hate to lose a perfectly good zombie rat.

Liv Moore

What's the Missy Elliott song? "Cerebellum Don't Fail Me Now"?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I don't think that's how it goes.

Liv Moore

Lunch is here! Finally. Did you get lost?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I would've been back sooner, but the guy in front of me in line had a mild heart attack. I had to administer CPR, wait for paramedics... He'll survive, but your Kung Pao chicken may be cold.

Liv Moore

[Liv smiles] Then it would be small of me to complain.

Liv Moore

This pathological liar brain is gonna get me in trouble. I can feel it.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Not with me.

Liv Moore

I'll know the truth when I hear it.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ahh! I stand corrected.

Major Lilywhite

[Major, Ravi and Liv find the dead body in the open field] Oh! Whoo!

Ravi Chakrabarti

Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yeah! Yay!

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi tells Major and Liv what he salvaged from their unburied Utopium bodies] Stomach acid ate through all of the tainted Utopium-filled condoms they swallowed, but luckily, one of them had the good sense to stash these in their prison wallet, allowing me to salvage enough powder...

Major Lilywhite

If not your dignity.

Ravi Chakrabarti

...to create more cure.

'We must become the change we wish to see in the world.' That's Gandhi.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Your boss is Gandhi?

No, the quote is Gandhi.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I know that. Of course I know that. I'm British. That manky old git cost us the crown jewel of our empire.

Liv Moore

Did you happen to catch her last words?

Ravi Chakrabarti

'I'll get the pooper-scooper!' Then, ker-splat.

Liv Moore

What's your notion of Heaven, Clive?

Clive Babineaux

Just, you know, Heaven-heaven.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Except in "Clive-Heaven" things are a little bit tougher than here on Earth.

Liv Moore

So, what brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

Clive Babineaux

It's raining.

Liv Moore

[Liv with a smile] That's liquid sunshine, my friend. Don't believe me? Ask a farmer. Or a duck.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Or Gene Kelly.

Major Lilywhite

Now, imagine how put out the guy who invented the polio vaccine must've been. You know, what with all the impatient children dying of polio stacking up.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Jonas Salk is the man's name. Perhaps if he'd score a touchback for the Huskers.

Major Lilywhite

Or a touchdown for the Huskies.

Liv Moore

[Liv holds up a piece of Leslie's brain] You missed a piece of sidewalk.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Fiber.

Liv Moore

You won't ask a poor orphaned girl for her alibi? Clive would. But not you. You're a softie like me.

Ravi Chakrabarti

You know, I'm offended. I'm just as hard as the next man. Yeah? Be it Clive, or Jason Statham, or Dwayne Johnson. A man so hard, he was once called The Rock.