Peyton Charles quotes from IZombie

Peyton Charles

I should, uh, head home and take a Silkwood shower.

Peyton Charles

Hey, I'm pre-ordering this book. You're not the only one in a dry spell.

Peyton Charles

(to Blaine) For the record, all you are to me is a giant mistake.

Peyton Charles

Man, you work up the nerve to resign and your boss gets abducted.

Peyton Charles

Ah, old Liv. Don't let anyone tell you the girl doesn't know how to party. Because you do. You do know how to party.

Major Lilywhite

You want to feel better about your mental health? Spend a couple days with some clinically insane people.

Peyton Charles

I do it every Thanksgiving.

Peyton Charles

You stalked me, and you brought me a present?

Liv Moore

That birthday cake you left last night. It meant the world to me.

Peyton Charles

Look, um... When I left, I can't lie, I resented you. I can't tell if it was more, 'I can't believe my best friend is a zombie,' or, 'I can't believe my best friend didn't tell me she's a zombie.'

Liv Moore

I get that.

Peyton Charles

While I was away I had a chance to put myself in your shoes, and... Ugh, I realized how hard this last year must have been for you. You gave up being a surgeon, you gave up the love of your life. And then I bailed.

Liv Moore

Well, to be fair, you had just seen me stab someone in the head.

Major Lilywhite

[Major wakes up to an eggs and bacon breakfast in the kitchen] Whoa! Eggs! Mmm. Mmm-mm. [Major sits at the table and speaks to the bacon] What's shakin' bacon?

Peyton Charles

[as Ravi and Peyton watch] Body Snatchers?

Peyton Charles

(as Liv and Major kiss) Wait, wait, wait, is this happening?

Liv Moore

It's happening.

Peyton Charles

About damn time.

Ravi Chakrabarti

But it won't always be this nauseating, right?

Major Lilywhite

Suffer, bitch.

Ravi Chakrabarti

You know Steph, the woman I'm kind of seeing?

Peyton Charles

'Kind of seeing.' Yeah. Women love when you use qualifiers like that.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I like her, it's... My question is, look, she just changed her Facebook status to 'In a relationship.'

Peyton Charles

And that freaked you out. Look, I change my status to 'In a relationship' all the time, just to get dudes to leave me alone.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah. Okay. I can see that.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, she's just getting a bit intense, you know, okay... I mean, she told me we're celebrating Guy Fawkes Day tomorrow. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a few weeks ago.

Peyton Charles

[Peyton chuckles] Guy Fawkes Day, huh? Yeah... she's definitely going to propose.

Peyton Charles

Let's get it all out in the open, Man-Things. What about Liv? She's not glomming onto you, is she? She's not cramping your style? She's not being too needy?

Major Lilywhite

No. It's all good. Real good. [Peyton and Ravi remain quiet] I mean, today she left me a voice-mail about how drowning would be a beautiful way to die, but otherwise, you know, same old Liv.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ah, yeah, uh, she's rolling hard on a death-obsessed magician. It will pass. She just needs to eat someone else's brain.

Major Lilywhite

Is that all?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Mm-hmm.

Major Lilywhite

Question. Since the two of you have really experienced zombie Liv first-hand, how extreme do her personality swings get?

Ravi Chakrabarti

She can be a bit mercurial. But most of the time I enjoy the variety. Of course, I don't have to date her.

Peyton Charles

There was the time her eyes turned red and she killed someone. I'm thinking that was probably a one-off.

Major Lilywhite

A one-off. That's good.

Peyton Charles

Aren't you seeing Steph?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, I, uh, I ended it.

Peyton Charles

Maybe this was a bad idea, moving in.

Ravi Chakrabarti

No, no, no, no, no, no, stay. I'm an idiot. Maybe I've been drinking? No, it's just the idiocy.

Peyton Charles

You have quite the voice.

Blaine DeBeers

I was lead tenor in my grade school choir. Hmm. Second lead, and then Tommy Fitzpatrick had an unfortunate fall. So clumsy, that kid.