Dale Bozzio quotes from IZombie

Dale Bozzio

In A Fish Called Wanda, they hid the key in the treasure chest.

Dale Bozzio

I hate tea. Burnt water with plants in it. Some dick took the last K-cup. [Bozzio smiles when she sees that it was Clive who's sipping away at the K-cup] I'd throw this on your lap if I wasn't going to use it later.

Dale Bozzio

Well, isn't it Blaine-John-DeBeers-McDonough-Deaux-Jingleheimer-Schmidt.

Dale Bozzio

[Agent Bozzio arrests Major at the Max Rager corporation] Stop! Turn around! Down on the ground. Hands behind your back. Down. Major Lilywhite, you have the right to remain silent.

Dale Bozzio

The bodies. Where are they? [Major remains quiet] Brooding expressions don't show up on tape. Use your words.

Dale Bozzio

Your case seems pretty damn solid. Wonder twin powers?

Liv Moore

I saw a movie once set in a jungle prison. Prisoners wrote messages on the bottom of turtles' shells.

Clive Babineaux

[Clive puts on a pair of gloves, picking up the turtle] Ah... The things they never tell you that you'll be doing at the detective academy.

Dale Bozzio

[as Dale Bozzio walks into the room] Babineaux! You and that turtle get a room.

Clive Babineaux

I'm looking for messages.

Dale Bozzio

[Bozzio nods] I won't ask.

Clive Babineaux

Liv, Major, this is Miss Bozzio from the FBI.

Dale Bozzio

Dale. It's nice to get a name. In my head you've been, umm, "Girl from the morgue who somehow makes Goth work."

Major Lilywhite

Oh, that is her native American name. Hi, I'm Barely Employed Arm Candy. No, I'm Major.

Dale Bozzio

(smiles) You certainly are.

Dale Bozzio

Oh, yeah. Clive is a huge Game of Thrones fan. You want to really set him off?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yes, please!

Dale Bozzio

Ask him what George R.R. Martin is doing right now.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi gasps] We don't know this man at all. Maybe he is a murderer. We should check his basement for human remains.

Liv Moore

Clive plays piano?

Dale Bozzio

Beautifully. He's got one in his living room. You've never been to his place?

Liv Moore

Nope.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Clive has a strict church and state policy with regards to his work and personal life.

Clive Babineaux

Oh, I can't. I'm doing another canvass of Pioneer Square.

Dale Bozzio

Swing by when you're done and you can canvass this. And by canvass, I mean have sex with.

Dale Bozzio

[Agent Bozzio sees the sketches of Blaine on Clive's police desk] Who's this?

Clive Babineaux

Uh, a suspect in the Meat Cute Massacre. Why?

Dale Bozzio

I just met him. Two of my missing presumed-dead guys had his phone number on them. This is our guy!

Dale Bozzio

So we use FBI resources. Get the mother of all databases on it.

Clive Babineaux

And then we bust this S.O.B.

Dale Bozzio

And then victory sex.

Dale Bozzio

Ugh. Why is the little dot not coming up?

Clive Babineaux

You gotta tap reload to make it...

Dale Bozzio

Did you hear that?

Clive Babineaux

What?

Dale Bozzio

It sounded like a man who's never used this app in his life trying to mansplain.

Clive Babineaux

[Clive holds up a mug shot of Blaine] Blaine. We found him.

Dale Bozzio

Gets crazier. DeBeers is an alias, too. It's a moniker he picked up from some high schoolers he sold beer and pot to with a real winner, Julien DeWeed. As in 'Blaine's got da beers, Julien's got da weed.'