Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

Bonjour, Darcy I've been at the lab all day, so I didn't really get a chance to primp. So, apologies if my hair looks like I've been driving with my head outside the window of the Millennium Falcon.

Is that the new ford? The one for millennials?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi chuckles] Ford. Well played. Wait, what?

Hmm?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Hmm? The millennium falcon. A modified yt-1300 light freighter? Piloted by Han Solo? Played by Harrison Ford in Star Wars.

Oh, Star Wars. Right.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi smiles] Yeah.

I've never seen it.

Liv Moore

Maybe this is God's way of saying, 'Whoa, Seattle, too much coffee.'

Ravi Chakrabarti

Not just any coffee. Positivity has Seattle's best coffee, verified by three straight titles in the local alt weekly reader's poll. Served up by the city's foxiest cashier. That part's simply my opinion.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Little test here, Liv. Jennifer Lawrence, out of my league?

Liv Moore

She'd be lucky to have you.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Of course she would.

Liv Moore

What a mess. Poor thing. I choose to believe she's in a better place now.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Than under an air conditioner, you mean?

Liv Moore

I'm talking about Shangri-La. The happy hunting grounds. Valhalla. The great coffee shop in the sky.

Major Lilywhite

It's not like whatever happens to this rat happens to me.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Oh! Hey! Maybe he's grown wings and like super powerful... [when both Major and Ravi find New Hope dead] Balls.

Blaine DeBeers

[walking in hunched over] Brains! Bra... [when Blaine clears his throat] Kidding. Kind of. I do need brains. You got any?

Ravi Chakrabarti

You've reverted to zombie form?

Blaine DeBeers

Well, if I haven't, things have just gotten... kinky.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Our test rat who reverted back to a zombie. She died.

Blaine DeBeers

Too much for a rat suicide?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Gilda-slash-Rita slept with Major, you found out, confrontation, argue, argue, argue, exit Gilda.

Liv Moore

And I punched her in the face.

Ravi Chakrabarti

You Americans and your violence.

Liv Moore

Vaughn Du Clark. That man is pure evil. I know that at my very core.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Rationalization isn't just a river in Egypt. No. No, wait. That's denial. Never mind. You should be good.

Ravi Chakrabarti

This is an in-case-of-an-emergency break-glass potential cure. Cured the zombie rat, who remains, for the moment, alive. But we have no idea of its long-term effects.

Blaine DeBeers

Like life itself.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I am only giving this untested version to you because of the potential of your death leaving Seattle zombies unfed.

Blaine DeBeers

So it's not the love that dare not speak its name brewing between us?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Reasonably certain.

Ravi Chakrabarti

What does it mean that I find your new look weird and creepy?

Liv Moore

It means that you spend too much time with the dead.

Liv Moore

It's so they don't recognize me at Max Rager.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, for the degree I've been creeped out by this, the clues you find by this better be Earth shattering.

Liv Moore

I almost forgot. For that professional look.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Liv puts on a pair of glasses] Literally the stuff of nightmares.

Blaine DeBeers

You wouldn't happen to have any clothes I could borrow? Maybe something vaguely redolent of punting on the Thames?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Will that be all?

Blaine DeBeers

You mind calling me an Uber?

Liv Moore

A full Romero zombie, Ravi. Dr. Cash had one in captivity. That's gotta be what's in the Max Rager basement.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Wait, how do you know you didn't see a zombie at some cheesy Halloween haunted house? Or on TV?

Liv Moore

In case you haven't noticed, our popular culture is quite inundated with zombies.

Liv Moore

What is happening over there?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[as Ravi tries to lift up his bottle of beer] I literally can't lift my arms. Why did I get all the boxes of books?

Major Lilywhite

Because you made me carry the furniture all by myself.