Now, imagine how put out the guy who invented the polio vaccine must've been. You know, what with all the impatient children dying of polio stacking up.
Jonas Salk is the man's name. Perhaps if he'd score a touchback for the Huskers.
Or a touchdown for the Huskies.
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