Clive Babineaux quotes from IZombie

Clive Babineaux

But Telly brought a hammer to a bat fight.

Clive Babineaux

Let's start with you, Harpo Marx.

Clive Babineaux

All she wanted to talk about was my job. She wanted details on the cases. She wanted me wearing my holster when we were, uh, intimate. She wanted to hold my gun. [Ravi prepares to make a comment when Clive silences him off] Mmm-mmm.

Clive Babineaux

Did you know the donuts at the precinct are all a day-old? That's how civil servants are valued.

Clive Babineaux

You should eat. [Bozzio turns her head while looking exhausted] And sleep.

Clive Babineaux

We're in The Twilight Zone.

Clive Babineaux

Hey. It's me again. I have a feeling you're not listening to these messages, but I'm really hoping we can get together and talk, Dale. I wish you could trust I had a good reason to do what I did. Please call me back. I miss you.

Clive Babineaux

Liv. Let the brain take over. You're a soldier. You've been trained for this.

Clive Babineaux

Do you have time to look at a couple of Youtube tutorials?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Of failed twerking tutorials? Yes.

Liv Moore

But no one lip-syncing to Frozen.

Clive Babineaux

Liv, you're off the case...

Liv Moore

I'm never off the case! The case is in here. [pointing at her head] I'm the freakin' murder victim whisperer.

Liv Moore

I heard about this missing girl. She went to my old high school. My brother Evan's a junior there.

Clive Babineaux

Did he know her?

Liv Moore

Only in the way that every boy knows the prettiest girl in high school.

Ravi Chakrabarti

So, from afar, yet intimately.

Clive Babineaux

I'm really gonna need a hand with this, so let me know when things get extrasensory.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Clive walks off as Ravi whispers to Liv] Well, I hope you like Jäger bombs and homoerotic subtext.

Clive Babineaux

[Clive calls Liv] Can you meet me upstairs?

Liv Moore

Yes.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Liv turns, burps, and walks forward] And so it begins...

Liv Moore

Hey, later-later, like Friday, I was thinking we could all grab a drink after work, maybe get a bite to eat? I mean, if you guys are free. It's just been a while since we got together.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Friday's tricky, yeah. I've been seeing Stephanie. You know, the girl I met at the club. Been seeing a lot of her, actually. She's trying to get Friday night off work so she can fix me a home-cooked meal. Turns out, right, she's got this whole Martha Stewart side to her. Which, combined with her raw honesty and lack of intellectual pretense is giving me a sense of emotional intimacy I've not felt in a long time, you know?

Clive Babineaux

Can't. Busy. (leaves)

Ravi Chakrabarti

God, I thought he'd never shut up.

Liv Moore

Good, you're here. I just had to see what you think of these bad girls. If they don't make you want to cross-dress, I don't know what will.

Clive Babineaux

You ever hear of casual Friday?

Liv Moore

You ever hear of casual elegance? What's wrong, were your bib overalls in your wash tub?

Clive Babineaux

Mike Hayden, night security guard.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Shot through the heart. And who's to blame? [doesn't get a response] No Bon Jovi fans here.