Angus DeBeers quotes from IZombie

That pounding in your ears is the sound of your leverage evaporating. I am the new CEO here. You love being human. The food. The sex. You always were a hedonist. You're built for it, so... You'll do what I say, when I say it, or... [inhaling sharply with a slice to Blaine's neck] Back to Zombieland for you.

Son.

Blaine DeBeers

Dad. I'd hope your first visit here would be more... horizontal.

I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

Blaine DeBeers

[Angus shoots Chief in the head] Ahh.

You work for me now.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine talks to Chief's body on the ground] Chief, you had one job.

You're gonna need a bigger box for your employee here.

Blaine DeBeers

We usually just chop off the feet. Nobody looks down there.

Blaine DeBeers

Not even interested in how I was cured, huh?

Why would I be? Immortality suits me.

[on the television] To my dear friend, Frieda Bader, who has served me loyally for 35 years, I leave $10 million and the Lake Como estate.

Blaine DeBeers

And why not? She only starved your son to punish him for tracking in mud. Gave away his dog when he was caught shoplifting bubblegum.

And you still believe that, shedding barking mutt was given away. You never wondered why the rose bush in the south garden grew so fast and full?

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine made-up to look and sound like an old man] Daddy? You've come back to us. After 50 years of praying, here you are. You missed it all. The Zombie Apocalypse, the Rapture, the Ginger Rapture, the Great Floods of '28 and '44.

Blaine? Is that you?

Blaine DeBeers

Quick! We've got to get you out of here before Dr. Zaiua catches us! You see, winter is coming!

Blaine DeBeers

You might remember Chief? You had him shot in the face. Oh, and Candy. You tortured her, cut off her fingers. Have fun, you guys. Come find me when he's ready to make a new will. Oh, and avoid the face. We wanna leave him camera-ready.

[Blaine heads upstairs leaving Angus to the zombie Chief and zombie Candy] Blaine. Son!