Blaine DeBeers quotes from IZombie

Blaine DeBeers

[to Jackie] Oh, yeah, that. Sorry. I buried the lead. You're a zombie now. Like, for real. I know. Shock. Disbelief. Confusion. Welcome to Team Z. Oh, you're the trend-spotter, I should ask you. Zombies, I heard we're finito. Is that, is that true? Has over-saturation buried us? I don't know. I think we're gonna surprise some people. I mean, what did LL Cool J say? "Don't call it a comeback," right?

Blaine DeBeers

Why'd you stand me up last night? You were bringing me some of your bountiful brain supply, remember? I guess you got busy and forgot. You know, since that's the sort of thing that slips people's minds. Buy milk, take out the garbage, feed the starving zombie. Who can keep track?

Blaine DeBeers

Oh, man. He doesn't know? Dude, you are about to go out with one large dose of irony. Seattle's preeminent zombie hunter, not realizing the entire time that his own beloved - I mean, the hair, the eyes, the complexion. You thought those were, what? Just questionable style choices?

Blaine DeBeers

I'm calling it. Time of death, 9:47 p.m. Drug overdose. This job isn't so hard.

Blaine DeBeers

Bright side? You did discover the anti-zombie cure.

Blaine DeBeers

Well, that's my cardio for the day.

Blaine DeBeers

'Found in the home refrigerators of three of the missing persons,' 'identical insulated yellow coolers.' Damn it. We should've gone with the freezer bags. I'm such a slave to aesthetics.

Blaine DeBeers

How long have I got? If it's less than a couple of weeks, I need to add brains to my Christmas wish list.

Blaine DeBeers

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Blaine DeBeers

You know, it's hard enough being a rich zombie. You got to worry about paying taxes, eating brains. And now some nut-job's out there picking off your kind like ducks in a shooting gallery.

Blaine DeBeers

I'm chafing a little here. I suppose it's too much to ask for the fuzzy ones?

Blaine DeBeers

[to Peyton] You look good on a white horse.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine bangs on the steering wheel] Nice girls not one with the defect / Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct.

Blaine DeBeers

[Major continues to thump for help] Should we see what he wants? I sure don't want my hole to go to waste. [Blaine gets a text message from Chief] Yeah, Chief. "That's what she said." Don't bother.

Blaine DeBeers

I know it's hard to feel bad for someone that grew up with a nanny but I hope no one is picturing Mary Poppins here.