Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

Are you decent?

Liv Moore

[under the blankets together] Decent enough.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Tell me you haven't had sex yet.

Major Lilywhite

Seems like a question you could've asked outside the door.

Major Lilywhite

[speaking to Liv behind his smile] Oh, no. Abort. Just turn around.

Liv Moore

[speaking to Major behind her smile] I'm already waving, that would be incredibly weird. Nut up. [Liv finally talks to Clive] Hey, you. Didn't know you existed outside the station. I thought you were just put back in your Detective Clive box. Pull his string and he says, 'Miss Moore, please.'

Clive Babineaux

We should probably go talk to Calvin.

Liv Moore

You look like me going to see NSYNC when I was 10.

Liv Moore

What kind of name is Syd Wicked?

Clive Babineaux

Stage name. He's a magician. You don't dress like that unless you do magic or you hate your parents. Apparently there's some big magician convention happening at this hotel all week.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Of course! PrestoFest. How did I miss that? I'm on the mailing list.

Blaine DeBeers

[Liv holds the card] What's that chick's problem?

Liv Moore

That's the Empress. She symbolizes fertility and growth in the natural world. Ancients say...

Blaine DeBeers

Super boring. Sorry I asked.

Liv Moore

[they see Bozzio and Clive kiss from the front window] Love is only a delay of death, a tragedy waiting in the wings.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine turns his head to Liv] You're bumming me out, man.

Liv Moore

[Liv and Major lay in bed together after making out] Phew! That was pretty good.

Major Lilywhite

Yeah.

Liv Moore

It was almost as good as sex. Like the difference between a turkey burger and a hamburger.

Liv Moore

So you're okay with it? Because if we're gonna do this we have to be totally honest with each other this time around.

Major Lilywhite

Of course I want to sex you up, girl. You're very attractive, and I very much have a penis. But just being with you is enough. Honest.

Liv Moore

When I eat someone's brain, it sets up camp in me. It's like, I'm always Britney, but sometimes I'm Hit Me One More Time Britney, and sometimes I'm... shaved head, smashing car windows Britney.

Major Lilywhite

Real talk? I thought both of those Britney's were hot.

Liv Moore

Odd, I was under the impression that you knew I couldn't stand the sight of you and yet, here you are.

Blaine DeBeers

I'm an acquired taste. Like gazpacho or that free U2 album.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Syd Wicked. I want to change my name to something cool like that. What do you think of Rick Bang?

Liv Moore

I think Rick Bang lives in a one-bedroom apartment in the San Fernando Valley and gets paid to do it on camera.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ow. Well, Steph told me how to figure out my porn name. Sadly, it's Polly Cripplegate.

Liv Moore

You need my help? I try not to make a habit of fraternizing with murderers.

Blaine DeBeers

That's no way to go through life, is it?

Liv Moore

Okay. Have you thought of a card? Do you see it?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Liv does the magic trick, as Ravi gasps] The 10 of clubs is missing. Where did it go, you witch?

Liv Moore

Ah! The 10 of clovers. A clover needs a dark space to take root. A place as dark as a closed casket buried six feet under.

Ravi Chakrabarti

That's dark.

Liv Moore

Or, a man's back pocket.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi gasps when finding the card in his back pocket] This is the best brain ever! I almost want to start killing magicians so it never ends.

Clive Babineaux

Got something to show you, Liv.

Liv Moore

[Liv holds up a few playing cards, whispering] Pick a card.

Clive Babineaux

No.

Liv Moore

Things good with you and Steph?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah, they're fine, I guess.

Liv Moore

Can you have sex without worrying you'll turn her into a member of the undead?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah.

Liv Moore

Then no bitching.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, I didn't think I was. It might be time for someone to eat.