Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Blaine DeBeers

Look, I know they brought the FBI in on this missing persons case. Read it in the paper. Been a Sunday subscriber since '07, NBD. Anyway, they got this lady Fed heading up the investigation, Dale Bozzio. Bitching name. One you'd remember. Ring any bells?

Liv Moore

Maybe.

Liv Moore

How long have you two had a feud with Syd Wicked?

[Smoak whistles] Wow. Gonna just jump right in there, Lady Cop. Where's the craft? The showmanship? Look, you know the score with Syd. Everyone in this business had a beef with the guy. But us? We just liked screwing with him.

Liv Moore

So, Syd went into his room alive, no one else came in or out of it, and yet, he was murdered?

Ravi Chakrabarti

You know what this means, right? The murder is a magic trick. Sometimes I really love this job.

Clive Babineaux

We'd like to ask you some questions about Syd Wicked.

Houdina

He's not dead. I bet it's a stunt. Syd's very talented.

Liv Moore

Trust me, he's dead.

Houdina

[Houdina smiles] Whatever you say.

Houdina

We were young and doing crappy clubs. Syd's whole gimmick was the goth, death thing. But it was just an onstage persona.

Liv Moore

He didn't believe in that stuff?

Houdina

Ah! No. When I met him, he was still going by Steve and owned all the Police Academy movies. Over the years, he got more and more into it. When he told me he'd hired a Wiccan to perform the wedding ceremony, I got the hell out of there.

Liv Moore

Twitter, a vast collection of humanity's impetuous thought vomitings.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I'd like to think I'm quite introspective about what I tweet to my 223 followers.

Liv Moore

Well, would you look at that? The death card. The 13th trump in the Tarot. A fitting reminder that no matter how clever a path we run, the Reaper always takes his bounty.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine walks into the morgue] Did you eat Edgar Allen Poe?

Blaine DeBeers

Look at us, on a stakeout. You're like, the stoic by-the-book veteran and I'm the fun guy who...

Liv Moore

Who deals drugs and kills homeless teenagers.

Blaine DeBeers

I was gonna says, "Doesn't play by the rules," but sure.

Blaine DeBeers

You know those five missing gentlemen in the newspapers, the ones the FBI has seen fit to investigate?

Liv Moore

Yeah?

Blaine DeBeers

Well, three of them were big fans of brains. I know. They were my customers. It seems someone out there is killing Seattle's zombies.

Liv Moore

And you're here to warn me? To make sure that I watch my back?

Blaine DeBeers

Oh, God, no. I'm telling you this because I need your help to stop whoever's killing our living-challenged friends. Not to mention, it's bad for my bottom line. So, what do you say, partner? Should we take justice into our own hands? [Blaine holds up the Justice Tarot card]

Liv Moore

You killed the fourth man who walked on the moon?

Blaine DeBeers

Please, nobody cares about the fourth person to do something.

Ravi Chakrabarti

So, I took a gander around the room, and found this in the wastebasket, with this lovely note attached. 'Welcome to PrestoFest.' 'Here's a gift from your fellow magicians.' So I thinks to myself, 'Hmm. Okay. Kind of boilerplate stuff.' Maybe they thought the summer sausage would make up for the stock sentiments. But wait, there's more.

Clive Babineaux

We're all hoping.

Liv Moore

[Ravi reveals the old piece of meat] Ugh!

Ravi Chakrabarti

[as Ravi concludes on reading the note] 'Enjoy the decay!'

Clive Babineaux

Normally we bring witnesses down to the station to take statements.

Liv Moore

[Liv smiles] Where's the magic in that?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I used to be a real wand hand until I realized it didn't help me with the ladies.

Liv Moore

So you moved onto video games and forensic pathology? [Ravi hesitates] Hey, uh, Clive and I have to go question a magician after his show tonight You want to come?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi hangs his head in disappointment] I wish. I have a date.

Liv Moore

Dale left with her gym bag. I'd say we have about an hour.

Blaine DeBeers

Uh... I'd say 90 minutes. You don't get that ass in an hour-a-day.

Blaine DeBeers

So, what do you say? Team up with me. Stop a zombie killer, maybe save a few lives? Have a few laughs?

Liv Moore

I don't think so.

Blaine DeBeers

Okay, let me put it to you in Liv-speak. Some of these missing zombies have families and are 'nice people.' And more 'nice people' are going to go missing unless you and I do something about it. Look, we know things the FBI doesn't. So we're ahead of the curve. Help me, Zombie-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.

Liv Moore

This doesn't change the fact that you still sicken me.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine smiles] Wouldn't be me if I didn't.