Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

This art show... I should probably come as well. In case you need help with the art and the open bar. And possibly the models.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Her life is, um, like the whorey version of that movie, Memento.

Ravi Chakrabarti

All right, friends. What we have here is a concentrated dose of Max Rager and what we hope is Boat Party Utopium. If it's indeed the right stuff, you'll soon be zombie rats. Your courage will neither be forgotten, nor in vain. Who goes first? Do I have a volunteer?

Ravi Chakrabarti

So you have high-rises here in the Shire?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Zombie virus is a hundredth the size of a typical virus. I tested every brand of condom, every material. 102 samples. Zombie virus went through all of them. If you have sex, Major will become a zombie. That is not a risk, that's a certainty. Look, someday I'll cure it. I will. But until then, I'm sorry.

Ravi Chakrabarti

So, Fatal Attraction brain.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Like Robb Stark

Ravi Chakrabarti

I say, it's Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.

Ravi Chakrabarti

'Hell hath have no fury like a zombie on stalker brain thinking she's been scorned.'

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ideally, the name should be symbolic and correspond with your aesthetic and/or powers. Okay. Give this one a moment. Don't say no right away. 'Ol' Scratchy'!

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi speaks into his recorder, after he finds that the test rat regressed and went back to zombie form] The subject maintained a normal state for 162 days. The reversion to zombie form was sudden and complete. There were no warning signs. If the cured rat regressed to zombie form, it's more than likely that at some point, the cured humans will as well. The reversion also casts doubt on all working theories about the cure, muting whatever hopes we've been able to muster. And if hope is indeed lost, what's left for our zombies to live for?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yes, Olivia, there is a Santa Claus Brain.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Add it to the, 'Not Utopium' pile.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ugh, it's like a bad-acting workshop. This is what you get when a TV show worships at the altar of youth, bimbos and himbos running around screaming, in a school where, apparently, shop class isn't the only place to see something wooden and poorly constructed.

Ravi Chakrabarti

If I'm hearing you right, there's going to be another Power Rangers movie!