Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Peyton Charles

You stalked me, and you brought me a present?

Liv Moore

That birthday cake you left last night. It meant the world to me.

Peyton Charles

Look, um... When I left, I can't lie, I resented you. I can't tell if it was more, 'I can't believe my best friend is a zombie,' or, 'I can't believe my best friend didn't tell me she's a zombie.'

Liv Moore

I get that.

Peyton Charles

While I was away I had a chance to put myself in your shoes, and... Ugh, I realized how hard this last year must have been for you. You gave up being a surgeon, you gave up the love of your life. And then I bailed.

Liv Moore

Well, to be fair, you had just seen me stab someone in the head.

Liv Moore

Hey! Stop! I'm coming here like and adult, trying to talk to you. How can you be this cold to me?

Major Lilywhite

Who exactly am I being cold to? Huh? Uh, who-whose brain did you eat this week?

Liv Moore

Oh, this is all me! And in case you've forgotten, I didn't ask for this. I went to a party because you told me I should. I woke up on a shore craving brains. And next thing I know, I've cracked this corpse's head open... How could I bring that home to you? How could I be your wife? I had become a monster. And I was confused, and I was dangerous. Every decision that I made last year, I made trying to protect you from my new reality. I-I know that in your eyes I screwed up badly along the line, but I did the best I could.

Major Lilywhite

You know, I just... I keep asking you for some space, and every time I turn around, here you are.

Liv Moore

[walks away but then pauses at the door] Why are you doing this?

Major Lilywhite

Doing what?

Liv Moore

Making me doubt the only thing in my life that I was sure was real.

Liv Moore

[narrating] Yeah, no kidding it'll make you crazy. You spend your life in a comfortable dream state believing in destiny. Then reality snaps you awake like a kick in the teeth. Bad things happen as often as good things. People who think they're meant to be together, aren't. Turns out we're nothing more than chemicals hurtling through space, haphazardly bouncing off each other [there's a knock on Liv's front door] [narrating] Feeling stupid we ever believed there was some grand plan.

Major Lilywhite

I need help.

Liv Moore

Do you have any open sores in your mouth?

Major Lilywhite

Sexy.

Liv Moore

[Liv and Major make out inside her doorway] What are we doing?

Major Lilywhite

Well, it's hard to put a label on it just yet. But I'll get back to you in a minute.

Liv Moore

We should stop. We don't know enough about how the zombie is transferred. All this kissing.

Major Lilywhite

[Major and Liv keep kissing] I've been kissed by Blonde Liv before. Still human.

Liv Moore

How hard have you been brushing your teeth.

Major Lilywhite

[Major wanting to keep kissing Liv] So hard.

Liv Moore

How are you feeling?

Major Lilywhite

[Major hears the blood pressure pump] Great. Who doesn't enjoy waking up to a beautiful woman cutting off his circulation?

Liv Moore

That's it. Kissing moratorium until we're sure I just didn't turn you into a zombie.

Major Lilywhite

So we're going the Pretty Woman no-kissing-on-the-mouth route.

Liv Moore

Oh, my god. Horny boys are the worst. When all your blood returns to the normal locations in your body, you're gonna care whether that make-out session has left you living or living dead.

Liv Moore

Unless there's a cure, we have no future as a couple.

Major Lilywhite

You sure about that?

Liv Moore

Well, think about it. You've always wanted kids. That could never happen. No sex. Clearly, not ready to write that off.

Major Lilywhite

I seem to recall a couple items on the menu that don't involve exchanging fluids.

Liv Moore

I could be holding your arm, walking down an icy sidewalk. I slip, I reach out for you, I scratch you, instant zombie.

Major Lilywhite

[leans to Liv] So far, to me it sounds like all of our problems could be solved with condoms and rock salt.

Liv Moore

[Liv talks with her mouth full] Mmm. Oh, my God.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Nothing more primal than a zombie craving brains.

Liv Moore

Night watchmen brain. Wonder what fresh hell this is going to be.

Ravi Chakrabarti

In cricket, a night watchmen is a low-order batsman moved up in an effort to maintain the strike till the end... [Liv turns on the bone saw] Funny girl.

Liv Moore

You're a Knicks fan?

Clive Babineaux

Yes. I've had this mug as long as you've known me. You're just now realizing I'm a fan.

Liv Moore

I'm just impressed you broadcast it. Nice job using your lottery pick this year on Kristaps Porzingis. [Liv coughs] Darko Milicic.

Clive Babineaux

We're really talking about basketball now? I caught you trying to put paperclips in here a couple week ago. You thought it was for knick-knacks.

Who chokes someone at basketball practice?

Liv Moore

Well, Latrell Sprewell does. A Knick, wasn't he?

Clive Babineaux

Not at the time.

Liv Moore

We can watch Hoosiers.

Major Lilywhite

After all these years? You've always refused before.

Liv Moore

[Liv smiles] Well, back then, I was worried that seeing you cry over fictional sports would adversely affect my sexual desire for you. But that's not an issue anymore, friend.

Major Lilywhite

Liv, what are we doing here?

Liv Moore

You mean, with this ragtag group of disadvantaged kids who tragically lost their coach a few days ago? Oh, did I forget to mention they'd be here?