Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Ravi Chakrabarti

[sewing stitches] Easy. You're lucky you're not dead. Although, if you were, this would come much more naturally to me.

Major Lilywhite

You know what you're doing, right?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I mean, theoretically. Sure. But did you consider a trip to the ER?

Major Lilywhite

I'm a social worker. My insurance covers, like, one Band-Aid a year.

Liv Moore

[entering] Major? What the hell?

Ravi Chakrabarti

It's nothing.

Liv Moore

Those are y-incision stitches. They need to be closer together, unless you're going for that Frankenstein look.

Ravi Chakrabarti

The man's too good-looking. I'm giving him character.

Liv Moore

That is... so incredibly unfair and awful.

Lowell Tracey

Umm, it's...you know, it's funny, I, I...I didn't think that I was the type of guy who wanted people to feel bad for me, but...you just said the exact thing I've been dying for someone to say to me.

Pediatric medicine. Now that's a wonderful application for your talents.

Liv Moore

Questioning my life choices… a familiar application of yours.

I'm your mother, it's part of the deal.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Can we just talk about you being a zombie? Brain-eating, being undead, these are things you can discuss at length with me. But I can't give you the Girlfriend Experience.

Liv Moore

I don't think that means what you think it means.

Liv Moore

When I was your age, we valued hard work.

Yeah, back in the hardscrabble world of '04. All those CD_ROMs that needed burning.

Lowell Tracey

All right Liv, I didn't wanna have to tell you like this, but I'm gay. But not to worry, it's only until I eat my next brain.

Liv Moore

Oh, thank God.

Lowell Tracey

Yeah, I knew something was up but I didn't really get it until I saw a magazine with Idris Elba on the cover, and the phrase "big piece of yum" popped into my head. I'm mildly afraid of heights, but I would not hesitate to climb that mountain.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Do you think this is how Oppenheimer felt staring down at the A-bomb?

Liv Moore

Like a drama queen? Or are you talking about his need for self-aggrandizement?

Liv Moore

Straight talk? I don't think you and Peyton work. True, you like a challenge and Peyton is certainly that, but she dates guys you'd find in a "most eligible bachelors on the planet" catalog, if such a thing existed.

Ravi Chakrabarti

And you don't think I'd be featured in the pages of Hunks Quarterly?

Liv Moore

Ravi, she's a lawyer who looks like Victoria's Secret model.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Liv, I'm a tall doctor with fantastic hair and a British accent. But to hear you tell it, she's out of my league. I mean, I don't even need to be this attractive. It's just icing. Besides, Peyton and I, we had a moment.

Liv Moore

I'm sure that's how it seemed, but I've known Peyton since college, and literally, every man who's ever met her thought that they had a moment. I've been a witness to all those poor guys who liked a challenge. I've watched them approach her table, full of hope. I've seen her turn them into dust. She's been asked out so much, she doesn't bother with niceties. Just trying to help.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Thank you. You know, I, uh, I rescind all inquiries into the subject. You know, I'm a grown man who knows a moment when he experiences one. Oh, and my "distant parents"? They're fairly certain I put the moon in the sky. This brain you're on? She's a bit of an arse. Thanks for the straight talk.

Clive Babineaux

Do you have time to look at a couple of Youtube tutorials?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Of failed twerking tutorials? Yes.

Liv Moore

But no one lip-syncing to Frozen.

Liv Moore

[in shock] He was like that when I got there.

You said you arrived just before 10:30. Neighbors heard a shot in Mr. Tracey's apartment 10 minutes before. Where were you then?

Liv Moore

Driving.

Great. What streets? We can check the traffic cameras.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I, uh, I taught him a trick. See, when I raise my hand like so and says, "Prance, zombie," he sort of rears up on his little hind legs and prances about.

Liv Moore

Really?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah. I also taught him to declaim Hamlet soliloquies. He holds a tiny skull. It's quite something. We're doing Fallon tomorrow.

Liv Moore

Shut up.

Clive Babineaux

Liv, you're off the case...

Liv Moore

I'm never off the case! The case is in here. [pointing at her head] I'm the freakin' murder victim whisperer.

Liv Moore

I haven't been an alcoholic that long, but I can tell you that the only time I woke up before 10 am was when Peyton needed to use the toilet I was passed on.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Thank you for the mental image.

Liv Moore

Careful! Don't open yourself up to the classic reverse Sicilian gambit. That's a chess thing, right?

Major Lilywhite

Sounds more like something a call girl would make you pay extra for.

Liv Moore

I heard about this missing girl. She went to my old high school. My brother Evan's a junior there.

Clive Babineaux

Did he know her?

Liv Moore

Only in the way that every boy knows the prettiest girl in high school.

Ravi Chakrabarti

So, from afar, yet intimately.