Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Liv Moore

I'm about to help him to a fistful of, 'Cut the crap' if this doesn't stop.

Liv Moore

[narrating] There's loyalty and there's being an idiot. Sometimes it looks the same. If you love someone despite what they do, you're lying to yourself. You can't love someone you don't really know. But it sure as hell can feel like you do.

Liv Moore

[Liv talks to Ravi on the phone while organizing his house] I'm here, Ravi. You were late so I let myself in with the hide-a-key. I did the living room, but I can't tackle the kitchen or the closet until you get back from the store. How bad is traffic? Okay you better hurry, because this Type A brain won't last forever. No, this is all wrong, I need to break this down by genre. Bye.

Liv Moore

[narrating] Okay, so, one mystery solved. Apparently, this brain belonged to a drummer. Just as well, because I pretty much have nothing but nervous energy these days.

Liv Moore

Hello, body. Hello, beakers. Hello, bone saw! [Liv answers the phone to talk to Ravi] Hello, Ravi. Yes, I am here, and who knew I'd ever be this excited to be back in a morgue? Yes, the rats are in fine shape, the aneurism hook is looking sharp, the sutures are fresh.

Liv Moore

If zombies can feed regularly on human brains they can stay more or less functional. I've been feeding Major from the morgue. If they don't get brains, then yes, it's Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, World War Z. Take your pick.

Liv Moore

[Liv has a vision of the laboratories at Max Rager while on Janko-brain] He's alive! Drake's alive. I just saw your zombies. They're all alive!

Liv Moore

[about the corpse of Janko] We should've taken the damn hand.

Liv Moore

A massive zombie outbreak means never having to say you're sorry.

Liv Moore

I'm having a hard enough time pretending I'm alive, let alone throwing a performance as a psychic into my repertoire.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Liv, you ate the girl's temporal lobe. Going to the police with her potential murderer is the least you can do.

Blaine DeBeers

Look, I get that you work here at the brain automat, but for the rest of us, meaning me, procuring brains is kind of a massive undertaking. So I was hoping, from time to time, you might be so inclined as to help a brother out.

Liv Moore

[long stare, then finally] Okay.

Blaine DeBeers

Jeez, that pause was like a year!

Ravi Chakrabarti

Okay, this is interesting. I set up a Google alert for the terms "Seattle, zombie."

Liv Moore

Me, too. No. Uh, I signed up for Z-Date.

Ravi Chakrabarti

What if our hot zombie boy's name's on our fax and he's our murderer?

Liv Moore

I don't think it will be. I have a good feeling about him.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Mmm. And where exactly is this feeling originating from?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Uh, I think you've got company.

Liv Moore

It's him.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ooh.

Liv Moore

Shut up or I'll eat you.

Lowell Tracey

Okay, uhm. So, here's the speech. The zombie thing is a bitch. Your world shrivels down to a dot. You know this. And, all you can think about is how to get your next meal, and keeping your secret. And no-one can really know you now. Kissing, touching, sex, love, yelling at someone for stealing the blankets. Uhm, out of the question, forever. But then one day I see this (pause) beautiful woman. She's the only thing in colour. Odd, 'cos she's so pale. And then suddenly there's hope again. That's what I'm saying. Who knows if we even like each other. But, I like everything I've seen so far and, ah, what have I got to lose.

Liv Moore

I am free this weekend, and I have your number.

Lowell Tracey

I'll only hover by the phone for the next 72 hours or so. After that, I'm on to the next zombie girl.