Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Liv Moore

What is happening over there?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[as Ravi tries to lift up his bottle of beer] I literally can't lift my arms. Why did I get all the boxes of books?

Major Lilywhite

Because you made me carry the furniture all by myself.

Liv Moore

Remember the episode when Ross and Rachel break up because she's a zombie who wants to solve murder cases?

Major Lilywhite

Mmm. That was so us.

Peyton Charles

Anything about Hong Kong suppliers? Or shipment schedules?

Liv Moore

No.

Peyton Charles

Hmm. Cassidy said she knew every criminal thing Nick was involved with. Maybe just start with that.

Liv Moore

I'm gonna start with throwing this frickin' plate across the room if you don't step the hell off.

Peyton Charles

Please, try and rent the apartment across the hall.

Liv Moore

So we can be like the friends from Friends?

Peyton Charles

Oh! Yes!

Ravi Chakrabarti

Fantastic idea! Peyton is Monica-esque. [Ravi looks at Liv] You're clearly a Rachel. Type-A. Relationship drama.

Peyton Charles

Did that dancer just accept a tip with her butt cheeks? That's just... I mean, how does she even know how much he gave her?

Liv Moore

Oh, she knows.

Clive Babineaux

We should wait until she gets off work and follow her.

Liv Moore

Should we sit at the tip rail or do you want to grab a table?

Clive Babineaux

I meant wait in the car.

Peyton Charles

Maybe try closing your eyes. Focus on the phrase, 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.' 'Stash house.'

Liv Moore

It's not about focusing, okay? It's not Pop-A-Shot.

Blaine DeBeers

Can I interest you ladies in a cup of decaf java? Organic, fair trade, shade-grown, barely discernible carbon footprint.

Liv Moore

There's going to be a discernible carbon footprint on your ass if you don't cut the crap.

Liv Moore

[Lorelei crying uncontrollably] Is this chick crying because her granny is finding out she's a stripper? You're being questioned in a murder case because you're a suspect. Oh, my God. It's like a frickin' Adele concert in here. More information. Less tears and snot.

Clive Babineaux

Lorelei, we need to know what happened the night Cassidy was killed. Were you with Nick when he left the club?

Liv Moore

[Liv and Clive leave the room] That was like interrogating a puddle.

Pasty-ass ho.

Liv Moore

You wanna go? I will kick you right back to the trailer park where you used to make out with your uncle.

Clive Babineaux

Nick's our guy. His ankle monitor puts him at the time and place of the murder. We'll use it to track him down and arrest him.

Liv Moore

Why can't they all be this easy?

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi puts his thumbs up] Hooray for dumb criminals.

Peyton Charles

This is how you trigger a vision?

Liv Moore

Yeah. No matter what brain I'm on, I just sit on some strange knuckle-nut's lap and 'Poof,' vision!

Liv Moore

How do you not have any food in your car?

Clive Babineaux

Because you already ate two granola bars and my emergency almonds.

Liv Moore

It's a lap dance. Low mileage. No knee to groin contact. I'm your best friend.

Peyton Charles

Yeah. That's why this is awkward.

Liv Moore

So, with some other girl it would be fine? Wait. Do you not find me attractive?

Peyton Charles

Does it help for me to mention this isn't really you?

Liv Moore

[Liv and Peyton enter the bathroom] Hey! You in the stall! You're gonna flick me in the grill with your cheap-ass wannabe-Ariana-Grande clip-on and then just hide in the bathroom?