Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Liv Moore

Did that bitch just flick me in the face with her pony tail?

Peyton Charles

I think it was an accident.

Liv Moore

It is on. I'm gonna smack the wet 'n' wild right off her face!

Peyton Charles

What do you want me to say?

Liv Moore

I want you to appreciate how freakin' hot I am.

Peyton Charles

Okay.

Liv Moore

Why do you have to make it all emotional? I have a body, all right? Can't you just think of me as a sexual object?

Peyton Charles

Fine. Whatever. You want to back up that booty, back it up. Let's see what you got.

Liv Moore

Oh, I'll show you what I got.

Peyton Charles

Oh, bring it.

Liv Moore

[Liv dances her butt up to Peyton's face] You know it's still 20 bucks, right?

Liv Moore

Does he remember that he's a dick? I can smack him in the head a couple hundred times. See if that shakes something loose

Blaine DeBeers

Do you know me?

Liv Moore

Unfortunately, yeah.

Olivia. I like how your mouth looks when you say that.

Liv Moore

[Liv smiles in the guys lap] Olivia.

Wanna know what people say about you?

Liv Moore

What?

That you're the real deal. That you'll be running your own morgue before you're 35.

Is it true you're the Serpico of your precinct? The guy nobody likes?

Liv Moore

So true.

Liv Moore

I just beat the snot out of one of his goons trying to get answers, but he didn't know anything.

Ravi Chakrabarti

You did what?

Liv Moore

He started it. He... He tried to manhandle me.

Ravi Chakrabarti

So you went Jack Bauer on him? Are you mental?

Liv Moore

Okay, I might need to get off stripper brain.

Liv Moore

Why would he want to kill her?

He was running against Bailey for president of the student senate.

Liv Moore

They must really take their student government seriously here.

Liv Moore

I wonder if we would've been friends if we'd met before I became a zombie.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Definitely. Like me for my antidotes, love me for my anecdotes.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Mmm, that smells familiar. Like something I had from Taiwan from a street car in the capital city.

Liv Moore

Taipei.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ooh, look at you, always with the answers.

[Brody wraps his arms around Liv] Bro! Bring it in like Flynn! Oh... Mmm, you smell good! You back here down to pound? Wanna go back to the house, play some flip cups, maybe touch bits?

Liv Moore

Not even a little.

Clive Babineaux

Everything okay?

Liv Moore

Why? Did I do something wrong?

Clive Babineaux

Not exactly, you're the opposite of distracted. Your efficiency is kinda scaring me.

Liv Moore

You know that this elevated mood you're experiencing is temporary, right?

Major Lilywhite

[Major rubs Liv's shoulder] Look, let's not worry about tomorrow until we're done enjoying today.

Liv Moore

Okay, but when this everything-is-awesome brain wears off, I want you to know how sorry I am.

Major Lilywhite

[Major puts his hand over Liv's lips] Shh... Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Me and Austin were having a D and M. [Liv and Clive remain silent] A deep and meaningful? You know, like when you grab a bottle of whiskey and you just walk and talk about life.

True story, bro.

Liv Moore

You two went on a walk, that's what you're gonna go with?

What's with the tone, bro? You've changed.

Liv Moore

Idle brains are the devil's workshop.

Clive Babineaux

I think it's 'hands.'

Liv Moore

What did I say?