Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Clive Babineaux

Pardon my French, Gilbert. Your ass is grass.

Liv Moore

"A work of art is a confession." You know who said that?

Albert Camus.

Liv Moore

A French literary rock star.

He was Algerian.

Liv Moore

Of French descent. Work with me.

Seattle's Daily Grind uses the same exact coffee. Same beans, same methods. You know what the difference is? They draw a little flower in the foam.

Liv Moore

I love those flowers!

Liv Moore

[Gilda on the ground] So, Gilda, or Rita, or whatever the hell your name is. How many pictures of Major did I have around the house? Did you hunt him down on Tinder using a phony name? Or... no. You knew he was a trainer. That's how you found him? Those lingerie shots that you sent him when you knew your texts were already tearing me up. Was that part of the fun?

I...

Liv Moore

You know what? I don't want to hear your side of it. You're a sick bitch and I just want you out now. Because at midnight, I'm going to hunt down anything you left behind and burn it.

Liv Moore

What a mess. Poor thing. I choose to believe she's in a better place now.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Than under an air conditioner, you mean?

Liv Moore

I'm talking about Shangri-La. The happy hunting grounds. Valhalla. The great coffee shop in the sky.

Hi! Welcome to Positivity. What can I get for you this amazing morning?

Clive Babineaux

I'm Detective Babineaux, Seattle P.D.

Liv Moore

I'm Dr. Moore, with the medical examiner's office.

Oh, you must know Ravi. He's one of my favorites.

Liv Moore

Isn't he just the best?

Behind all those nutty sayings, She was just the kindest...

Liv Moore

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

That's exactly the kind of dorky thing she would say.

Clive Babineaux

Could we speak to your manager?

I'm a manager. Everyone who works here is. We're all co-managers.

Liv Moore

Amazing.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Gilda-slash-Rita slept with Major, you found out, confrontation, argue, argue, argue, exit Gilda.

Liv Moore

And I punched her in the face.

Ravi Chakrabarti

You Americans and your violence.

Liv Moore

Vaughn Du Clark. That man is pure evil. I know that at my very core.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Rationalization isn't just a river in Egypt. No. No, wait. That's denial. Never mind. You should be good.

Ravi Chakrabarti

What does it mean that I find your new look weird and creepy?

Liv Moore

It means that you spend too much time with the dead.

Liv Moore

It's so they don't recognize me at Max Rager.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, for the degree I've been creeped out by this, the clues you find by this better be Earth shattering.

Liv Moore

I almost forgot. For that professional look.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Liv puts on a pair of glasses] Literally the stuff of nightmares.

Vaughn Du Clark

Energy drink research. We are an energy drink company.

Liv Moore

What, specifically? CNS stimulation cascades? Amino acid recombination chains? Effects on cell integrity stimulated ATP production?

Vaughn Du Clark

I understood very little of that.

Vaughn Du Clark

You wanna know what's in the basement?

Liv Moore

Yes.

Vaughn Du Clark

Secrets. You know who else has a secret basement? Everyone. Because it's business, and businesses compete by trying to come up with even cooler new things, and you don't want someone trying to copy your new cooler thing before you're done, do you? So you work on it in your secret basement.

Vaughn Du Clark

Dr. Cash? Never heard of her. What makes you think she works here?

Liv Moore

We, uh, we...

Clive Babineaux

We have a source.

Vaughn Du Clark

Source? So, it's not just that you enjoy dropping by every time a homicide is committed in King County?

Liv Moore

A full Romero zombie, Ravi. Dr. Cash had one in captivity. That's gotta be what's in the Max Rager basement.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Wait, how do you know you didn't see a zombie at some cheesy Halloween haunted house? Or on TV?

Liv Moore

In case you haven't noticed, our popular culture is quite inundated with zombies.