Liv Moore quotes from IZombie

Drake Holloway

Work called. G-Rad got attacked by a drunk bachelorette. Girl nearly took his eye out with a penis straw. They need me to go down there and cover the door.

Liv Moore

How about dinner tomorrow? I make a mean brain ziti.

Drake Holloway

Yeah. Sounds great. Wait. Is that another lie?

Liv Moore

Lunch is here! Finally. Did you get lost?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I would've been back sooner, but the guy in front of me in line had a mild heart attack. I had to administer CPR, wait for paramedics... He'll survive, but your Kung Pao chicken may be cold.

Liv Moore

[Liv smiles] Then it would be small of me to complain.

Yeah, Corey Carp. But everyone called him Big Fish.

Liv Moore

Because he's a big guy and his name is Carp?

[the bartender chuckles] No. Because everything out of his mouth was a lie.

Liv Moore

Ah.

A fish story.

Liv Moore

Big Fish saw Terrell bent over Popeye Collier's dead body, blood on his hands. Big Fish could've put Terrell away for murder. That has to be why Terrell killed him.

Clive Babineaux

We should drop back in on Terrell. I can swing by first thing.

Liv Moore

Great. I'll be ready. Oh, and Clive, if you can, pick me up a soy vanilla latte. There's this new study that says caffeine helps stimulate psychic activity. Clive? Clive!

Liv Moore

I'm not palling around with him. One of the weird, um, 'perks', at my job is that I get to know just about every funeral director in the city.

Major Lilywhite

You didn't tell me.

Liv Moore

Yeah, because I thought you would do something unwise with the information. Drop by the grenade store.

Liv Moore

This pathological liar brain is gonna get me in trouble. I can feel it.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Not with me.

Liv Moore

I'll know the truth when I hear it.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Ahh! I stand corrected.

Liv Moore

Did you happen to catch her last words?

Ravi Chakrabarti

'I'll get the pooper-scooper!' Then, ker-splat.

Liv Moore

What's your notion of Heaven, Clive?

Clive Babineaux

Just, you know, Heaven-heaven.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Except in "Clive-Heaven" things are a little bit tougher than here on Earth.

Liv Moore

So, what brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

Clive Babineaux

It's raining.

Liv Moore

[Liv with a smile] That's liquid sunshine, my friend. Don't believe me? Ask a farmer. Or a duck.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Or Gene Kelly.

Clive Babineaux

The real estate agent Gary... Derryberry, is meeting us there.

Liv Moore

Gary Derryberry?

Clive Babineaux

[Liv gasps] You know him?

Liv Moore

No, but he sounds like a hoot!

Liv Moore

[Liv holds up a piece of Leslie's brain] You missed a piece of sidewalk.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Fiber.

Liv Moore

You won't ask a poor orphaned girl for her alibi? Clive would. But not you. You're a softie like me.

Ravi Chakrabarti

You know, I'm offended. I'm just as hard as the next man. Yeah? Be it Clive, or Jason Statham, or Dwayne Johnson. A man so hard, he was once called The Rock.

Liv Moore

Maybe this is God's way of saying, 'Whoa, Seattle, too much coffee.'

Ravi Chakrabarti

Not just any coffee. Positivity has Seattle's best coffee, verified by three straight titles in the local alt weekly reader's poll. Served up by the city's foxiest cashier. That part's simply my opinion.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Little test here, Liv. Jennifer Lawrence, out of my league?

Liv Moore

She'd be lucky to have you.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Of course she would.

Liv Moore

Oh, look, Clive, they're collecting money to get Pam out of jail.

Pam would never hurt Leslie. It's not just me saying that. So is the money in the jar.

Clive Babineaux

The jar is half-empty.

Liv Moore

It's half-full.